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Underneath
a small town university, Professor Curien has been working on
a top secret experiment, but as un-luck would have it things have
taken a turn for the worse and the student body are going to be
the ones that pay for it. In only twenty-nine days the campus
has been overrun and the military has been called in. But what
could have caused so much chaos in so little of time? Could it
be binge drinking? A severe out break of pubic lice? How about
a rabid goat? Well maybe if Uwe Boll was involved with this one,
but wrong again. The answer is zombies folks, nothing more and
nothing less, thats right the dead are back and this time
their getting some higher education!
Dead
Aim is the sequel to House
of the Dead, the Uwe Boll shitfest that has become near
legend. But the question is this flick better or worse without
the efforts of Mr. Boll? Well, hell yeah its better you
dumbass! Read on.
House
of the Dead II: Dead Aim, is a much better and way more enjoyable
film than the original, but its still pretty bad in nearly
all aspects. The story is at least a little more like the actual
video game and some of the effects and gore are pretty good, but
the cheese is still piled high on this one.
In
a nutshell it goes like this: wacky professor, briefly played
by Sid Haig, gets bit by his pet zombie, stumbles into an alley
causes a zombie out break and cliché elite military squad
is called in to investigate and squash said zombie outbreak. From
here it goes into the standard death of a soldier, kill a few
zombies mode that is well known to zombie fans.
Along
the way the movie injects some humor into itself with not only
character actions but with little tongue in cheek gags and references,
like how the outbreak takes 29 days later to be complete. There
are lots of little gags like that to see and hear if youre
up to date on your horror movie trivia, some are blatant others
are a little more obscure.
The
effects are pretty decent as some of the shamblers look pretty
nifty and the crew is able to come up with a few new versions
of zombie to enjoy, like the football zombie and the hippie zombie.
Nothing is really outstanding but everything looks pretty good.
Speaking of looking good the cast of Dead Aim are smoking! Emmanuelle
Vaugier, Victoria Pratt, Ellie Cornell and Nadine Velazquez all
provide ample cleavage to cure your cheesecake hunger and for
the ladies and Paynecraft: Sticky Fingaz, Ed Quinn and Sid Haig
provide the beefcake.
So
in the end is House of the Dead II worth a look, yes. The
film is fun and entertaining even though it has a few plot holes
and a couple of Thats bullshit! moments its
still worth a rental fee.
5
of 10
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