In the boomtown of Deliverance the railroad is set to strike up a station in the town square. This means that Deliverance will be put on the map of the rapidly expanding United States. But this station also catches the attention of someone else, a notorious outlaw known as Billy the Kid. Billy and his posse head up to Deliverance to not only take control of the town, but to take control of the station as well. You see old Billy just ain’t an outlaw, he’s a vampire too and he knows if he can turn enough people into the living dead, then the new world will be all his. The only thing in his way is a babe named Rayne with her blades on her back and her six guns on her hips.

It’s a damn good thing BloodRayne 2 is called Deliverance, because once again Uwe Boll gets to fuck the viewer in the ass and all we can do about it is squeal like a pig!

Oh Uwe Boll, how we love to hate thee. You know what? Aside from the horrible storyline BloodRayne 2: Deliverance isn’t that bad, it isn’t that good either mind you, but hey, what did you really expect from a sequel to a bad movie to begin with? Mr. Boll once again guides the film with his talentless hands by not giving any back story as to the how Rayne got to America or the why Billy the Kid is a vampire, but in truth it was probably better not to know anyway. Where was I? Oh yeah, so Rayne’s in America and Billy’s a vampire who has taken children hostage in order to keep the town of Deliverance under his control while his vampire buddies begin to turn anyone of any power or influence into vampires. Billy may have gotten away with his plan if only he hadn’t have had kidnapped Rayne’s niece and nephew or something, I don’t know what the hell I’m babbling about anymore. Why in the hell does Billy speak with a European accent during this flick? Am I watching this for real? Is that Scott Farkus as Billy the Kid? He has yellow eyes, I swear he has yellow eyes!

What the fuck? I’m sorry; let me have a moment to clear my head.

Thank you. Anyway Billy and Rayne end up having a showdown at high midnight (yuck!) in order to sort out who is the quickest with the fangs in the west. That’s the basic premise of the movie and as you may have guessed it’s quite terrible, but there is some good to be had in this one as well. First off Billy played by Zack Ward, is a pretty good villain. He eats children, has no sense of good at all and he looks pretty nifty. In fact if they wouldn’t have made him Billy the Kid, his character would have been pretty sweet. Second there is a great side character given to Rayne in this one as she gets help from a less-than-holy preacher. Michael Eklund plays this character and I found him to be very cool in the role and I liked the character quite a bit, but these were probably the only two good things about this flick.

The rest of the film is full of bad cowboy dialog, horrible fights and fairly cheese ball effects, except for when the vampires die that actually looks pretty good. But you know what you’re in for with this one as soon as you see Uwe’s name on the case.

If you just want to have fun watching a Boll flick then Blood Rayne 2: Deliverance will do you just fine, even if the lovely Kristina Loken, doesn’t don the leather chaps for this one, that honor goes to Natassia Malthe. But if you’re looking for something you can sink you’re teeth into, keep searching this one isn’t it, even if it does leave room for a sequel in Tombstone.

2.5 of 10