Mankind, for generations, has been protected by an ancient bloodline of protectors that defend it against hordes of the undead, but now that bloodline is down to it’s last survivor and he is not as noble as his many predecessors. That’s right horror fans, the fate of mankind rests in the hands of a corrupt, degenerate, self-obsessed cop. Will our hero be able to redeem himself and save the world or will he sit back and allow all of hell’s zombies and dark souls to rise up and take control of our world and have their own Armageddon? Well that’s the question isn’t it, for the answer you’ll have to go out and find yourself a copy of Chris Watson’s Zombiegeddon.

OK, I’m not going to lie to you this one is a complete B-movie stinkpile from start to finish, but you tell me one other movie where you can get Tom Savini as Jesus, Edwin Neal as God, Joe Estevez as a prince of hell and Lloyd Kaufman as a janitor afraid of ass-raping homosexual zombies, a Uwe Boll intro and more B-movie celeb cameos than you can shake a $5 dollar copy of House of the Dead at? All of that alone makes this one at least worth a little look see, don’t ya think?

Watson truly makes a terrible movie in Zombiegeddon, horrific dialog, a plot that jumps around more than kangaroo on a pogo stick (I know that was bad, but you try coming up with something new after a few hundred reviews!), and at times some of the worst acting ever to be put on film. But as bad as it is, you just kind of keep watching it and going along with it, I mean anytime I see a kung-fu fight between a bunch of zombies and a man and his zombie-eating pet tiger, I’m always going to be somewhat happy with the product.

Zombiegeddon has it’s share of gore as well, it’s cheap and bright red, but it flows and heads splatter through out this one. Amidst the crimson showers is a who’s who of horror and celeb cameos, I mean every one is in this one. Along with the names mentioned above there is Brinke Stevens, Robert Z’Darr (You may not know the name, but you know the face!), Ron Jeremy, Felissa Rose, Conrad Brooks, Trent Haaga and even Linnea Quigley. Whew! That’s quite a bit of casting wouldn’t you say?

Like I said the story is all over the place and the main characters are laughable at best, but in the end Zombiegeddon was just fun to watch and a good one to kick back with, with a bunch of friends and just make fun of for fun’s sake and take the film for what it is.

3 of 10 as a flick
8 of 10 for your own MST3K party