When a space shuttle returning from Venus with a load of radioactive soil crash lands in a remote lake, all hell is about to break loose. Three local children stumble upon the wreckage and do what only comes natural, find the radioactive dirt and throw it down a hole, now not just any hole, but a weasel hole! The weasel, infuriated by this soiling of his weasel pad, gets angry, and mutated, as the soil samples turn this small weasel into a gigantic mass of destruction and fury. Able to take his revenge on the mischievous children, the weasel, out of his mind with power, takes his anger out not only on the children, but on the unsuspecting town nearby. Brace yourself for the sheer horror of Nathan Schiff's first film, Weasels Rip My Flesh!

Filmed on 8mm and made on a thong budget (Hey I figured it was smaller than a shoestring, hold on let me change this) filmed on a budget smaller than Paynecraft's pecker (Yeah, that's small enough) and filled with more red dye and Karo Syrup than you can shake a stick at, comes the first feature film from low-budget-god Nathan Schiff.

The story is straight forward, mad mutated weasel on a rampage, whoever gets in the way is gonna get chomped. Not even getting hit by a car and losing a leg can slow this varmint down.

The cast is full of nobodies and the acting is lousy, but the ample gore which is unrealistic at best will keep your attention. And being only 61 minutes long, counting the end and beginning credits, it should hold your attention just long enough.

If your a fan of low budget shock horror flicks full of bad acting and horrible effects, then this is your movie. Or if you wanna see what can be done with a hand held video camera and a large paper mache weasel, then hop on Ebay and find a copy. Happy weasel hunting.

4/10