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War
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They're
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A
contemporary retelling of HG Wells' classic novel. This version
surrounds a divorced father Ray (Tom Cruise) who is stranded with
his two children Robbie (Justin Chatwin) and Rachel (Dakota Fanning)
in the midst of a alien attack. They struggle to survive while
heading out to find the children's mother.
Let
me start off by saying to any of you that are questioning weather
or not War of the Worlds is a horror film to get that idea
out of your head right now. This movie is HORRIFYING on numerous
levels. It blends together human horror with alien horror to such
immaculate perfection. It stirred up real feelings of fear in
me on more than one occasion, and may I add that is not easy to
do with me. It also has restored my confidence in Spielbergs
abilities.
As
I said above Ray is the father of two children who he must protect
in the midst of total and complete worldly chaos. The character
development is done very well and in a short period of time, which
we all can appreciate. There is a major gap between Ray and his
children due to divorce that makes this horrific journey more
difficult. Its not long before the aliens arrive and absolutely
rip through the human race like a Pit bull with a steak. What
makes their attacks even more terrifying is that its very
personal.
Forget
what you saw in films like Independence Day these aliens
like to fry, disintegrate, and filet us one by one. You see numerous
kills and tons of blood (although probably not how you'd imagine)
and quite frankly I can not believe how much violence and carnage
this film displayed with a PG-13 rating.
What
makes this film even more great is that the human horror scenes
were just as terrifying if not more so than the alien horror.
There are scenes in this flick that truly make you cringe and
wince about what man is doing to one another. At the same time
it displays our greatest qualities along with our putrid ones.
The social commentary is very good, its not over done to take
away from the story but very effective. It really is a horror
film for our times. A great example of what I mean takes place
in the first 30 minutes, the aliens explode onto the scene and
everyones reaction is that it's the terrorists pummeling
us. Well done!
This
film will stir many, many emotions in you and I am proud to review
it on Horrorwatch. This is as good a horror story as is out there.
In my opinion, there is no more powerful storyline than a man's
vulnerability when protecting his loved ones. Combine these fears
and weave them together with brutal aliens, and scared humans
and you have got a first class piece of cinema.
Of
course the film has its flaws. The relationship between Ray (Tom
Cruise) and his son really bugged me. The kid was a difficult
brat that you almost root for the aliens to get him. I don't mind
family conflict but this film gave you no explanation as to why
he hated his father so much. Also the ending was sort of a let
down compared to the power of the rest of its body. It came quite
suddenly and it was not what I was expecting.
The
acting was first class all the way around. We are even treated
to a small scene done with Tim Robbins as a survivalist nut that
does wonders for the overall horror of the story. I am generally
not a Tom Cruise fan but even I must say this may be the best
work he's ever done.
So
to summarize, this film is a MASTERPIECE on numerous levels and
it really caught me off guard. I would rank this right up there
behind "Jaws" and "Saving Private Ryan" for
Steven Spielbergs best overall work. Once you find out what
the aliens are doing with us it will please even the most serious
of horror fans. This is one to be experienced at the movie theatre
and worth the 8-9 bucks you will spend to see it. EXTEREMELY RECOMMENDED!
8.6
out of 10 innovative fertilizers
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War of the Worlds was fluffy and cheesy but entertaining
as hell. Tom was great, the stereotypical father whos
not good at it because he never had a good chance but now he does
so hell be great role worked for him, although Im
not sure how many times Spielberg will use it, maybe a million.
I give Tom the credit for being so forgivable and likeable about
it that we really cared.
The
effects were beautiful, the carnage was even more beautiful. Rampant
destruction of civilization always scores big points with me,
and this movie served it up with a side order of massacre, and
it was yummy.
Theres
a giant hole in the plot, but its HG Wells plot and
he wrote it long enough ago that its forgivable. I had a
perfect way for them to fix it, but they didnt and like
I said, thats forgiven but frustrating.
Prime
made a point about the humans and their natural way of yielding
to the lowest common denominator is what gave the movie so much
bite and kept me liking it. The twin fears that Tom talks about
early and we see over and over really come together nicely in
a basement scene that filled me with a claustrophobic stress that
made the movie.
But
the ending is sugary crap, so much so that it nearly ruins it.
Realism was thrown by the wayside in a way that cant help
but remind me that the director removed guns from the hands of
cops in [b]E.T.[/b] because theyre scary. Maybe massive
destruction and the deaths of millions could have resulted in
just a little loss, but I guess not.
Just
the same, its everything it was supposed to be and I wasnt
bored for even a second, so no one can call this one a failure.
8
out of 10 aliens that really should have done more research in
the last few centuries
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All
of the good has been said above. It was tense, thoroughly entertaining,
and Cruise performed very well. On its own, it's an enjoyable
2 hours. But compared to the wealth of versions that came before
it (the book, the radio broadcast, the original movie), I think
this one came up short.
This
version happens very quickly. Barely 20 minutes go by before the
machines start frying people. More build up (and I don't mean
character development) would have done wonders for it. And it
doesn't go into the depths of the old movie either. In that one
we get a look at the military coordination, scientific examinations,
use of nuclear weapons, and the narration in the beginning goes
on for much longer and hints at more explanations. Here we just
"witness the result" as Spielberg put it. The old sounds
of the machines were more sinister as well, though that's one
thing that made them so famous back in the day.
Spielberg,
like many directors, was better in his younger years. The more
movies I see by him, the less I like him. I do not understand
his fascination with stupid, obnoxious kids; major Jurassic Park
syndrome going on here. The end of one of the machines is straight
out of Empire Strikes Back, and the aliens look a lot like those
in Independence Day.
AND
THEN there are the typical hollywood movie gripes. First, in a
world full of subway tunnels, aqua ducts, sewer channels, water
pipes, mines, oil drills, gas drills, phone lines, etc, an invasion
in this fashion simply would not take us by surprise. And after
watching other disaster movies, you will be able to spot some
of these events a mile away. Like what's going to happen when
you drive through a crowd of people who would all like a ride
from you? And true or false: you are a sitting duck if you are
fleeing 50-story monsters on a fucking ferryboat!
Some
things you will learn from this movie. For instance, you will
be comforted to know that in a mass of hundreds of desperate,
panicked people, only one or two of them will have a gun. And
did you know that a single line of soldiers can hold back a stampede
of thousands?
What's
most annoying is that this movie is littered with insanely idiotic
people. Phrases like "Pick up the gun!" and "Don't
do that!" left my mouth regularly. They're so bad and frequent
that I think it may be a Romeroesque critique on society, and
his message is that nobody listens! Everyone is right, everybody
else is wrong. And Spielberg's attempt to make this a movie of
'our times' boils down to one kid wanting to 'fight the terrorists,'
and a dad letting go of his son to go fight a war; not very subtle
and not very well done in my book.
Some
of the new stuff is good, like the aliens' fog horn and what they
do to people they capture. But really my favorite parts were either
purely visual, or they paid homage to one of the originals.
But
like I said, it stands well on its own. I guess I had fallen too
hard for the previous mediums and was expecting more with a Spielberg
budget. Like Severin said on SciFiWatch, maybe it is a bit rushed
(though I disagree about where it was rushed). A movie like this
with these people deserved to be over 2 hours, but it barely broke
the 110 minute mark. And what this movie is to the original works
epitomizes what movies today are to what they were 10, 20, 30
years ago.
6
out of 10 eye candies, and apologies to whoever sat through that
bitch rant.
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First off I have no idea how this film received a PG-13 rating,
I mean there are deaths and bodies everywhere, there were so many
people blown to bits in the first twenty minutes of this flick,
that I thought I was watching Saving Private Ryan 2.
There
are also some very dark scenes in this film that deal with the
black side of human nature, and they were more horrific than the
alien attacks going on outside. Two that deserve mention are the
part with the mini-van and the very tense scenes with Tom Cruise
and Tim Robbins, makes you wonder how far you would go to protect
your own.
This
film is Independence Day to the tenth degree as the mass
destruction is some truly beautiful carnage. If we are ever invaded
by an alien force, this has got to be a glimpse of how it goes
down. The effects in War of the Worlds are also top of the line,
from the look and sound of the tripods to the crumbling buildings
everything looks authentic. The cast also do a great job, Cruise
and young Dakota Fanning are spectacular.
Now
that the praise is out of the way I'll get to my gripes, only
a few but big ones. First the kids. Spoiled children of a divorced
family who have attitudes bigger than the effects budget in this
film do not make for very likeable characters. Both of Ray's (Tom
Cruise) kids were annoying to the point of despicable. The son
was a constant dumbass and the daughter was a know-it-all hypochondriac,
although both roles were played well by the actors, I cared little
for their general well being by half way through the movie.
Second
and perhaps worse part of the flick, no one could be this freaking
lucky, let alone a family. Everything happens to the core three
characters and they seem to make it through, literally all of
the big sequences revolve around them and no one could survive
the level of destruction that is rained down upon them. It would
have been a lot better if they had only seen some of the events,
more as observers than victims.
And
my final gripe is the ending, not the alien side but the human
side, way, way too sugary.
In
the end though, War of the Worlds is an excellent summer movie
it also manages to stay fairly faithful to the book. It will deliver
some laughs, gasps and quite a few "Holy shit!" moments
and that's what a summer movie is supposed to do. Grab the popcorn
and soda and sit back and enjoy, it's a great ride.
7
of 10
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(2005)
Steven Spielberg, H.G. Wells, Josh Friedman
Tom
Cruise .... Ray Ferrier
Justin Chatwin .... Robbie Ferrier
Dakota Fanning .... Rachel Ferrier
Tim Robbins .... Ogilvy
Miranda Otto .... Mary Ann Ferrier
David Alan Basche .... Tim
James DuMont
Yul Vazquez .... Julio
Daniel Franzese
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