Two South Texas handymen named Billy Buck and Jacob are fed up with the folks up North and their yankee way of life. Tired and fed up, Jacob and Billy Buck load up the pick up truck with their lawn mowers, chainsaws, assorted hand tools and a six pack and head up North to take care of business. Now they don't intened on being hired hands this time around, Billy Buck and Jacob are up North for two reasons only, murder and mayhem.

This film was farking brutal. I mean from the moment these two hayseeds step out of that pick up truck the blood and bodies fly and it doesn't stop until the end. Victims are burned, cut, hit with lawn mowers and in a very brutal scene blasted in the crotch with a shotgun. Now don't get your hopes up to high, although there is alot of gore and thats putting it mildly, it is at times extremly fake. As the effects men actually use blow up dolls, very fake dummies and even barbies at one point to show the carnage. But don't let this make you turn your head, this is a violent and messy flick.

The film is brought to you by Nathan Schiff, a guy I have never heard of before, but am now very interested in. Schiff is either a gore hound or a man with a twisted sense of humor, maybe he is both. But this film is a blast. A friend of mine gave me the DVD which also has Schiff's first film on it a gem called Weasels Ripped My Flesh, but that is a reveiw for another time.

6/10