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The
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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Inspired
by a true story.
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I
expected to enjoy this movie, but walk away angry with the filmmakers
over something I felt they betrayed, it just didn't happen though.
No betrayals perceived or otherwise. The original was respected,
if not revered. With the exception of Savinis Night of
the Living Dead and 1978's
Invasion of the Body Snatchers a movie has never been
redone in a way I approved of. Now there are three.
There
were enough changes made so that a obsessive horrorphile like
myself, who'd seen the original at least ten times, wouldn't know
what was going to happen next. There was enough left the same
not to piss me off. Sure, there were a things I'd have done differently,
but the good in the movie outweighed the changes I didnt
like.
The
sense of realism was lost a little from the original, it didn't
have the same documentary feel, it was too polished. But the grittiness
was replaced with an ambiance that was very fitting, alternating
between tension and intensity throughout. Some of the disorienting
chaos of the first was missing, but replaced with a suspense the
average movie-goer will be more comfortable with. It's definatelely
geared toward letting the non-fans enjoy, a little more than I'd
like sometimes. Some of the violence is truly horrific, but when
a perfect setup to cut a guy in half with the chainsaw came up
the camera shied away. Maybe it will be in the DVD version, though.
The
ensemble was straight out of an MTV awards show, which also concerned
me. With the current trend of having a female actor from some
brainless teen soap opera bouncing around terrified until they
decide to kick ass while Slipknot or Korn blares
in the background, I was pleasantly surprised not to see that
here. The casting was good, and the acting was very impressive.
I
considered Jessica Biel another brainless beauty from the WB's
endless supply of young women making a living off of pretty smiles
and fake boobs. I was mistaken, she was truly brilliant. Few actors
put so much into a horror role and many of the most intense scenes
are owed to her ability to be so real, she was the intensity as
much as Leatherface was. She showed more range in TCM than I'd
expect in a pure drama. She was terrified, she was pitiful, she
was desperate and the move between was seamless. She fought
back, but unlike bubblegum horror she never became a badass who
made the killer nervous. She didnt make any Spiderman style
smartass remarks while doing it, she didnt give us any Dirty
Harry make my day crap. She fought hard out of desperation,
it was pure fight or flight, and it was completely believable.
I'm also no longer convinced that her boobs are fake.
R
Lee Ermey was also excellent, showing he can not only be a magnificent
cursing drill sergeant, but also other magnificent cursing characters
as well. I wont go into any details about him, because hes
such a good part in the flick. He absolutely stole his first scene,
and later he and Biel together made for one of the most intense
points in the movie. And lets face it, the mans got
a lot of personality and had some great lines.
John
Larroquette's first acting job was being the narrator on the first
one, I was very pleased that he narrated this one as well.
In
summery, it was a great flick. Will it replace the original in
the DVD rack of a true gorehound? No, but it's definitely earned
a spot next to it. Should you skip the original because you've
seen this one, not if you're a horror fan.
8/10
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The
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Let
me start by saying that I agree with most of what the Horrorist
said in his review. I also liked this film and I want you to know
this because this comment piece might sound overly negative.
I
thought this movie lacked the rawness of the first film. Maybe
it was the way it was shot or the film used but I felt like the
remake was too slick.
I
also thought that the director could have left some of the more
repulsive scenes to the imagination. This was done exceptionally
well in the original. I felt like the remake's gore became too
overdone. It seemed like every other scene had something extreme
in it and after a while it lost it's shock value.
Remember
I liked this film but I have a tendency to pick what I feel are
the faults before the positives. One huge positive was Jessica
Biel. Was her acting superb? YES. Was she convincing? YES. But
above all she was the absolute hottest woman I have ever seen
on film. WOW!!! When can we see more of the beautiful Miss Biel?
Not soon enough I'm afraid.
7
out of 10 buck-tooth little freaky-lookin' kids
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The
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I
have just finished watching this film and I still feel sick. Not
from the gore, oh no, though that salt scene was enough to make
anyone flinch. This movie ,my fellow horrormaniacs, made me scared.
Really scared. I did NOT know what to expect around every corner.
I said, "She's going to die..." And she didn't. Or,
"He's around that corner..DON'T GO AROUND THAT DAMN CORNER!"
And, lo and behold, there's a possum. Classic.
The
background and set were perfect for this movie. And I am very
critical. Jessica Biel was perfect for this. As were the other
actors. Plus, there was no sucky music blaring when she is running
away in full blown terror. She wasn't our usual, screaming around,
trying to screw every guy, kind of herione. Nope. That girl fought
back.
Now,
I usually do not rate movies very high. But, in accordance to
the weak feeling in my stomach and knees, I must rate this a 9.
Watch it. Love it.
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The
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I
rate movies based on how they compare to other films in the same
genre. It seems pointless to rate Dude, Where's My Car?,for
example, by comparing it to The Hours because they're both
trying to achieve different things. Thus, I was disheartened to
see critics berate the remake of the 1974 horror classic The
Texas Chainsaw Massacre because it is (in the words of critic
Roger Ebert) "vile, ugly and brutal" and causes feelings
of "disgust and hopelessness." Guess what? This is a
true horror movie, and those are precisely the reasons it should
be lauded. If you want to feel warm fuzzys, go to a Disney flick;
you won't find them here.
Brief
lesson: Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer
(and countless others like them) are not horror movies; they're
slasher films. The difference is that one (horror) is all about
creating a mood of fear and a sense of foreboding, while the other
just wants a reason to show creative gore. Chainsaw starts
out calm, and then grabs you around the throat and slowly squeezes
for the next ninety minutes. Gore is used, but the real star here
is its increasing feeling of dread.
I
hate that the Chainsaw remake played the "inspired
on a true story" card (as the poster proudly proclaims),
when the connection to deviant Ed Gein (who used to dress in the
skins of female corpses) is tenuous at best, but I also understand
that that's part of what made it work for people who were disturbed
by it. When I played the TCM remake at the theater I used
to run, every night I had people leave the auditorium with a dazed
look on their faces. One girl, about 15 or so, was absolutely
*sobbing* when she came out, and couldn't talk. Based on the reactions
I saw, it's safe to say this film did what it set out to do.
Yes,
it uses familiar plot devices (teenagers are stalked, the car
won't start when they need to flee the killer), but this doesn't
matter; the film's grip is relentless and these all work to create
tension. When it was over, like Ebert, I felt less than human,
but I knew that was really the point.
Pros:
Gritty and disturbing, even for those who know it isn't true.
Cons: The change in tone at climax seems a bit out of place.
Rating: 8 out of 10 chainsaws (really, what did you expect?).
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Marcus Nispel, Tobe Hooper, Kim Henkel, Scott Kosar
Jessica
Biel .... Erin
Jonathan Tucker .... Morgan
Erica Leerhsen .... Pepper
Mike Vogel .... Andy
Eric Balfour .... Kemper
Andrew Bryniarski .... Thomas Hewitt (Leatherface)
R. Lee Ermey .... Sheriff Hoyt
David Dorfman .... Jedidiah
Lauren German .... Teenage Girl
Terrence Evans .... Old Monty
Marietta Marich .... Luda May
Heather Kafka .... Henrietta
Kathy Lamkin .... Tea Lady in Trailer
Brad Leland .... Big Rig Bob
John Larroquette .... Narrator (voice)
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