In an old slaughter house a young couple is killed in the act of copulation. A few days later a vigilante group storms the slaughter house and kills the night shift attendant, Marty Sickle. Years later the death of Sickle has become a popular legend, when a group of college students hear it they head to the old slaughter house to check things out.

The Slaughter House Massacre is a throw back to the classic cheesey slasher flicks of the early eighties. Normally that’s a good thing, but not in this case, this flick reeks to high heaven.

A friend of mine recommended this one to me and compared it to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, boy was he wrong! From start to finish this one is a complete waste of time. The acting is wooden, high school drama club at best, the effects and sets are heinous and the plot is absolutely asinine.

At no point was I entertained in any way. Well, let me take that back, there was a decent sex scene in the opening segment and lesbian kiss a few minutes later that’s pretty good, but even it goes on to long, which is something I thought I would never say in my lifetime.

Anyway this one was a total waste and I recommend all of you avoid it at all costs unless you simply have nothing better to do. Even then this won’t entertain you very much. As you can tell by the review, it was just really hard to find anything good to say about this one in any form.

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