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In
an old slaughter house a young couple is killed in the act of
copulation. A few days later a vigilante group storms the slaughter
house and kills the night shift attendant, Marty Sickle. Years
later the death of Sickle has become a popular legend, when a
group of college students hear it they head to the old slaughter
house to check things out.
The
Slaughter House Massacre is a throw back to the classic cheesey
slasher flicks of the early eighties. Normally thats a good
thing, but not in this case, this flick reeks to high heaven.
A
friend of mine recommended this one to me and compared it to The
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, boy was he wrong! From start to finish
this one is a complete waste of time. The acting is wooden, high
school drama club at best, the effects and sets are heinous and
the plot is absolutely asinine.
At
no point was I entertained in any way. Well, let me take that
back, there was a decent sex scene in the opening segment and
lesbian kiss a few minutes later thats pretty good, but
even it goes on to long, which is something I thought I would
never say in my lifetime.
Anyway
this one was a total waste and I recommend all of you avoid it
at all costs unless you simply have nothing better to do. Even
then this wont entertain you very much. As you can tell
by the review, it was just really hard to find anything good to
say about this one in any form.
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of 10
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