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Zombies
are walking the earth, and obviously Death, or someone who bears
a close resemblance to him is pretty pissed off with them, why?
At this point we do not know, we shall have to wait Im sure
all will be explained in due time. Then again maybe it wont.
But then again this flick is from William Schotten, the guy who
brought us the most excellent Dead Life so its gotta
be good right? Maybe not. Sound ambiguous so far?
Unfortunately
I sat through Sabbath and kept wondering when I was going
to get an explanation as to why the dead are walking the earth,
thats it, Im a pretty easy going guy. If youre
gonna give me zombies just give me some sort of reason why theyre
there, if you dont know why theyre there, make sure
to tell me you dont know and Ill be fine with that
to. Just dont lull me into thinking that sooner or later
Im going to get an explanation.
Sabbath
never really delivers anything to the viewer, there is a light
plot lurking around in there somewhere, but it never really makes
itself known, the film is very hard to follow because we never
really know why it is anythings happening. There is somewhat
of a reveal at the end, but it left me wondering why?
Sabbath very well could have been a 10 20 minute movie,
but it is mostly uninspired filler thrown at us to justify calling
it a film and not a short.
The
acting is poor on almost all fronts, no one really seems enthused
to be in the film the action sequences are all pretty much half-assed
and there are a few characters *coughbaseballplayerscough* who
are just downright annoying! The gore that was present in Dead
Life is practically non-existent and what gore we do get is
poorly CGed!!! Blood squirting from a bite victims
neck, CG. Baseballs launched from a PVC cannon are CGed
and the resultant hits to the zombies noggins, is CGed,
but only sometimes. Some of the zombies just basically fall over
for no apparent reason.
Its
also very difficult to become attached in any way to characters
played by uninspired actors. Add to the fact that there really
isnt any back story to any of the characters to make us
relate to them, or care about them in any way. Again, we find
out why everyone is there basically, but the end of this film
most definitely does not justify the means.
I
had a hard time writing this review just as I had a hard time
watching the movie. William Schotten is capable of so very much
more and I can honestly say that I wanted to like this movie,
but there just isnt any substance whatsoever. No story,
no characters meaning theres no one to sympathize with,
care about or dislike. Everyone in the film is either a zombie,
or they arent, thats about all the depth you get.
The
Good Some good death metal and one good gut-munching.
The Bad Everything else.
Review Rating: 2 out of 10 JFKs.
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