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An
alien object that was lost in the Bermuda Triangle begins making
the sharks in the area ultra-hostile to the point where theyre,
uh
raging. Our heroes are a group of scientists doing research
in an underwater lab in the area, and things go badly for them
from all sides.
When
I reviewed Open Water, I mentioned that if you were looking for
heavy-duty shark attack-action, you were in the wrong place. This
film would be the right place. It has its faults, but it
has shark massacres of which the world has never seen. Theres
a bloodbath on the beach that makes massacre seem like an understatement,
and one scene where a shark swallows that really kicks ass.
There
are flaws, as I mentioned. The most annoying being one character
who has the worst pretend accent ever. Really, Im not even
sure if he was supposed to be British or Australian or what, he
just sounded like an American that liked using Brit terms like
bloody, mates and chaps, which if
youve ever heard an American like that, they sound really
retarded. Maybe he was supposed to be retarded. He was a fine
actor, just a horrible accent-faker. If youre reading this,
dude, dont do that anymore.
Also
his character and his Russian pal were stolen from Alien, but
it didnt bother me, it was as good scene they were imitating,
so theres some good taste involved.
Another
troubling aspect was a plot that was not only needlessly complicated,
it was actually annoyingly complicated. Sharks going crazy and
eating folks, that was a fine plot. Once you toss in covert ops
guys, aliens in spaceships and a submarine captain, youve
got too much filler and not enough killer.
Other
than the above and the unimaginably long climactic finish, I enjoyed
the movie, though. It was predictable at times, but always entertaining.
The last (and very long) couple scenes were sharkless, which is
a bad plan and will piss some people off who rent this for the
sharks. Come to think of it, what kind of fool would rent a movie
like this for another reason? The sharks pretty much make up for
it, though. They really shred some poor bastards.
5
out of 10 unrealistically sexy scientists
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