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The
Plague
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And
the children shall lead them.
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| ZOMBIES |
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At
the same time, on the same day, all the children of the world
have a seizure and slip into a coma. They're cared for by their
parents or in care facilities for the next ten years, during which
birth control is required and society struggles to deal with the
slow extinction of humanity. Then the children wake up and the
extinction speeds up considerably as they start killing everyone
in sight.
I
mostly bought this because it was on sale and on the back the
awakened kids were compared to zombies. I finally got around to
watching it after seeing Clive Barker's name on it. That being
said, it's actually pretty good, Van Der Beek's aside. A really
nice and surprisingly fresh storyline, severaly distinctly creepy
sequences and a pretty average ending. Not shabby, but plenty
of room for improvement.
The
film started out really strong, forcing us to truly consider the
ramifications of no longer being able to bear functional children,
the strains an entire generation in full-time care facilities
would add, etc. It felt really bleak, the empty playgrounds and
schools. Less bleak had they shown it: the wonderfully quiet theaters,
the lack of screaming children in restaurants, a world that's
just considerably less sticky, but I digress into my fantasy world,
sorry.
Anyway,
all this was really good, and once the kids woke up and started
roaming about like fast, smarter zombies things really picked
up. My complaint was while the climax of each kill was pretty
cool, it felt a letdown after seeing so many similar scenes that
end with some poor bastard being torn asunder and gleelessly ingested.
This one's fine, just felt lackluster compared to the movie in
my brain.
But
the kids looked and acted creepy, there were some decisions that
particularly offended Paynecraft, so much so that he began
venting a misogynistic rage that had to be seen to be believed.
Let's just say the women in this film won't win any awards for
their life decisions.
My
main complaint is the ending, it leaves quite a bit up to interpretation
and my interpretations were less than satisfying. A little hint
or a push in the right direction would have really done a lot
for this flick, but instead we're left to understand it as we
do and on come the credits. My main issue with this is the ending
as I understood it was unimpressive to say the least, and this
on top of little or no explanation for what caused the plague
in the first place. I'm not a guy that needs everything explained,
sometimes less really is more, but some aspects of a story really
do need to be decided on by the people who tell me the story.
I can't carry the whole damn thing myself.
Just
the same, it's entertaining, a little forced at times but overall
a pretty good flick.
5
out of 10 times women's intuition really screwed the pooch
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The
Plague
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And
the children shall lead them.
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| ZOMBIES |
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This
was a damn good movie. I don't really hate women as The Horrorist
suggests, but boy did they make some frustrating decisions in
this movie that didn't make a whole lot of sense. In further retrospection
though, the priest made the worst decision of them all, but that's
a different story.
The
movie was creepy at times and the violence was pretty graphic.
I really enjoyed the storyline. The ending was way luke warm and
some of the backstory was kind of forced. Not really "legend
has it" forced, but still a little wooden.
I
mostly agree with The Horrorist's assessment of this flick.
The movie was very intriguing, but we could've used a little more
direction on the ending.
The
movie had great character development. I was truly disappointed
when a couple characters got offed. Add that to the fact that
when most people were killed in this movie, it was in graphic
brutal fashion. This amplifies the feeling of disbelief and shock
and really pulls you into the movie.
Overall,
this was a really good flick that could have been great with some
tweaking. Still yet, it was quite enjoyable and you owe it to
yourself to go check it out. It's sad that I had never heard of
this movie until a week ago. I give it 8 out of 10 ungrateful
kids.
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The
Plague
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And
the children shall lead them.
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| ZOMBIES |
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One
day at 5:00am Eastern Standard Time, all the children of the world
who are nine years old and younger become comatose. The coma lasts
for ten years, during which time all children that are born are
also comatose. The children all abruptly wake up with an agenda
to kill all of the adults.
Oh
boy. I was excited to see Clive Barker's name attached to this
one. Sadly, his name was used for publicity. There's a good deal
wrong with this one, but it had very good potential.
The
premise is a really good idea. It's an idea that is very scary
if you're a parent. I personally don't know what I'd do if one
of my kids was comatose for 10 years. Anyway, to fill a plot hole,
during the coma years, all of the kids seem to get stronger almost
like they are self-sustained. There's a scene where two people
joke that aliens caused the coma to happen. Honestly, I would
have PREFERRED aliens to be the cause of everything. That could
be an explanation for the self-sustainance.
There
are some pretty good creepy moments and the isolation plays out
well, unfortunately I can't say much more on this. Because Clive
Barker's name is on this I expected decent gore and for what we
get, the gore isn't too bad, I just wish there was more of it.
The acting is good for what it is. Can't say too much good or
bad, but I though James Van Der Beek did the best job.
When
the kids come out of the come, they're almost zombiefied. This
would have worked VERY well if it was given to the right director.
George Romero or John Landis would have done a fantastic job on
this. There's no reason given for the coma. This works for zomie
movies, but not much else. Sometimes an explanation is helpful
to move he plot along.
There's
little to no character development in this film. Who the fuck
are these people and why do I care about them? The ONLY character
development we get is a little information about a priest and
the back story of the main character. I actually like the turn
that James Van Der Beek took after Dawson's Creek. I'll never
watch that show, but he's really expanded his horizons as an actor.
That earns my respect. Apparently his character is on parole after
spending time in jail for killing someone in a bar fight. Unfortunately
we never learn the cause of the fight or if the death was an accident.
The
"zombie" kids aren't really that scary. They can be
killed like normal humans and they apparently all know how to
use guns. Oh yeah, they also have superhuman strength.
It's
just under an hour and a half, which gives it absolutely no time
to give the viewer any kind of decent story at all. There really
should have been a lot more character development and the pace
should have moved much slower. It seems that they wanted to make
a zombie movie of sorts, put in some of the right elements and
got bored with it along the way.
The
ending is among the worst I've ever seen. What the fuck is it
about? Just as the movie gives you no explanation on what caused
the coma, or who most of the characters are, it also gives you
an ending to make you go "huh?"
I'm
giving this a 3.5 out of 10. The .5 is for Clive Barker's name,
which is easily the best part of the movie.
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(2006)
Hal Masonberg, Teal Minton
James
Van Der Beek .... Tom Russel
Ivana Milicevic .... Jean Raynor
Brad Hunt .... Sam Raynor
Joshua Close .... Kip
Brittany Scobie .... Claire
Bradley Sawatzky .... Nathan Burgandy
John P. Connolly .... Sheriff Cal Stewart
Dee Wallace-Stone .... Nora
Jon Ted Wynne .... Dr. Jenkins
Arne MacPherson .... David
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