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One
day at 5:00am Eastern Standard Time, all the children of the world
who are nine years old and younger become comatose. The coma lasts
for ten years, during which time all children that are born are
also comatose. The children all abruptly wake up with an agenda
to kill all of the adults.
Oh
boy. I was excited to see Clive Barker's name attached to this
one. Sadly, his name was used for publicity. There's a good deal
wrong with this one, but it had very good potential.
The
premise is a really good idea. It's an idea that is very scary
if you're a parent. I personally don't know what I'd do if one
of my kids was comatose for 10 years. Anyway, to fill a plot hole,
during the coma years, all of the kids seem to get stronger almost
like they are self-sustained. There's a scene where two people
joke that aliens caused the coma to happen. Honestly, I would
have PREFERRED aliens to be the cause of everything. That could
be an explanation for the self-sustainance.
There
are some pretty good creepy moments and the isolation plays out
well, unfortunately I can't say much more on this. Because Clive
Barker's name is on this I expected decent gore and for what we
get, the gore isn't too bad, I just wish there was more of it.
The acting is good for what it is. Can't say too much good or
bad, but I though James Van Der Beek did the best job.
When
the kids come out of the come, they're almost zombiefied. This
would have worked VERY well if it was given to the right director.
George Romero or John Landis would have done a fantastic job on
this. There's no reason given for the coma. This works for zomie
movies, but not much else. Sometimes an explanation is helpful
to move he plot along.
There's
little to no character development in this film. Who the fuck
are these people and why do I care about them? The ONLY character
development we get is a little information about a priest and
the back story of the main character. I actually like the turn
that James Van Der Beek took after Dawson's Creek. I'll never
watch that show, but he's really expanded his horizons as an actor.
That earns my respect. Apparently his character is on parole after
spending time in jail for killing someone in a bar fight. Unfortunately
we never learn the cause of the fight or if the death was an accident.
The
"zombie" kids aren't really that scary. They can be
killed like normal humans and they apparently all know how to
use guns. Oh yeah, they also have superhuman strength.
It's
just under an hour and a half, which gives it absolutely no time
to give the viewer any kind of decent story at all. There really
should have been a lot more character development and the pace
should have moved much slower. It seems that they wanted to make
a zombie movie of sorts, put in some of the right elements and
got bored with it along the way.
The
ending is among the worst I've ever seen. What the fuck is it
about? Just as the movie gives you no explanation on what caused
the coma, or who most of the characters are, it also gives you
an ending to make you go "huh?"
I'm
giving this a 3.5 out of 10. The .5 is for Clive Barker's name,
which is easily the best part of the movie.
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