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A
worn out New York detective teams up with a college professor
(Paolo Malco, House by the Cemetery) in order to catch
a killer who likes to cut up women while talking and quacking
like a duck. Yeah, you read that right.
I
liked this movie although it was slow at times. The duck voice
was just silly; it kept yanking me right out of the movie. The
story and violence were so brutal though, it was probably a good
thing. This one is sleazy folks.
The
gore isnt completely over the top like in Fulcis straight
horror movies but it was worse in its simplicity and realism.
There isnt anything supernaturally safe here, just several
sharp objects being inserted in different women, and thats
pretty much a daily occurrence in real life.
The
best kill scene of the bunch is the slicing up of the detectives
hooker friend with a razor blade. Shes the one chosen to
receive Fulcis eye assault, and Ive got to say, I
thought it was better than the one in Zombi. It was definitely
more realistic.
The
thing this movie really had was a lot of nudity and sex. A LOT.
Live sex shows, masturbation, sexual assault with some skeezy
guys sweaty toes (Im still not over that scene *shudder*),
put all that in your penis pipe and smoke it. No really, there
was a penis pipe too. Add cut up women and hundreds of naked pin
up pictures and its no wonder this one made it to the Video
Nasties list. All prints were infamously escorted to the airport
and ordered to leave the UK by the chief censor at the time.
If
youre a fan of Fulci or Italian horror/giallo then you must
see this movie. For a movie that was only 91 minutes it really
did seem to drag on and on at times but thats my only complaint.
Sure lots of things didnt make sense and the killers
motivation when revealed was a total WTF? But hey, thats
to be expected.
I
feel like I really have to put a warning in here. If youre
a casual horror fan I dont think you should watch this movie.
Its pretty damn brutal. If you dont like movies that
could be labeled misogynistic then run away as fast as you can.
7
out of 10 times I wished I could ask Fulci about his duck thing.
Here
are the movie titles on the marquis during the scenes on 42nd
street, the ones I could make out anyway:
Revenge of the Bushido Blade
Final Exam
Slavers
Kung Fus Hero
The Master Killer
60 Second Assassin
Slaughter in San Francisco
The Unseen
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