Mina Harker wants desperately to have a baby, but her husband can't give her one. A female Dracula and her lesbian servants show up to entice and seduce, and Mina's sister, a Van Helsing starts to interfere, all hell breaks loose.

This is one of the strangest movies I've ever seen. It's an erotic horror, so I expected a silly storyline made just to link the nude scenes together, but I'm not sure what the storyline did here. It's almost like someone wrote a really bizarre movie then decided as an afterthought to make it softcore porn. Actually, that's a misstatement, several of the sex scenes were too bizarre to be an afterthought.

Actually I'd breeze through this review as another skin flick with a horror theme (which I like, but have little to say about), but the serious weirdness really stuck with me.

Particularly this one scene where the two catholic schoolgirl vampire-lesbians do a sychronized masturbation scene that is at first really hot, but kinda creepy at the same time. It was frantic and the actors seemed so focused, kinda like they were jogging instead of caressing their own naked bodies. On top of this, a strange heartbeat-like music was the only sound, with odd dialog and moans as a voice-over. Everytime I think of it, it all seems so unnatural.

Besides that, we have the always-adorable Misty Mundae playing Mina, an adorable young woman who wants so badly to be impregnated, and doesn't understand why her husband, who's a woman, can't knock her up. This is the weirdness I'm talking about. Someone put some thought into this movie, it was more than a skin flick, I'm not really sure what, but more than a skin flick.

It's also worth noting that the cast is all female, so if you like lesbian scenes this would be worth looking into. 3/10