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King
Kong Lives
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The
Legendary Kong is back!
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Thought dead after his fall, King Kong has been kept alive in
a coma at the Atlanta University. The great king needs a new heart,
but there is not enough of his blood type around to install the
huge artificial heart needed to keep the great beast alive. That
is until another great ape is found alive and tamed by a man known
as Hank Mitchell who agrees to have her used in order to save
the great Kong's life. Dr. Amy Franklin (Linda Hamilton), Kong's
keeper and doctor will be the one performing the surgery.
All
goes well until Kong recovers and senses that the female nearby
is in season. And as we all know, there is nothing going to stop
two 100 foot gorillas from getting their freak on.
First
off this is a bad idea for a movie. Kong should have stayed dead.
Second and as much as I hate to say this, this film is done pretty
well. The courtship between the huge apes is extremely amusing,
you find yourself rooting for the two to get down to some serious
ape on ape action. But unfortunately in these types of movies
the ending is pretty predictable and the outcome is quite gruesome
indeed.
Also
once again the characters in the movie and the viewers who care
about Kong are forced to go through another example of man's cruelty
to others sequence. Hokey in a good way, but this is a film that
did not need to be made.
5
out of 10
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King
Kong Lives
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The
Legendary Kong is back!
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I haven't seen this since it was in the theaters, but it wasn't
too bad -- at least in the eyes of a kid, and in the gradually
failing memory of this old fogey. Scenes of the giant, weary,
forlorn, and hungry Kong wandering through the wilderness doing
what he can to survive are quite effective -- he's still the most
powerful thing around, but he's clearly weakened, lost and confused
now that he's no longer on Skull Island. He's like a Titan displaced
in time and space, pitifully out of his element in a modern world.
Kong's
attempts to unite with and protect his lovely gorilla lady (who
he seems to understand would be a better match for him than either
Fay Wray or Jessica Lange) were also well done. I always like
Linda Hamilton, although the way she had to run around with a
little portable computer that somehow monitors and helps Kong's
heart was silly -- it felt like some of the old monster movies
where some giant monster or robot could be remote-controlled by
one or more dudes with their little tinfoil gadgets.
I've
never seen the 1976 King Kong,
but I think the cultural and racial subtexts underlying the original
King Kong are pretty much absent from this one... although
there is an implied argument for environmental conservation and
endangered species protection. The ending really plays with the
audience's heartstrings -- cheezy, yeah, but enjoyable.
5.6
out of 10 alligator snacks.
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King
Kong Lives
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The
Legendary Kong is back!
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Yeah Boy! King Kong Lives! After the big success of the King Kong
remake the studios decided to give the big fella another go round.
This movie is all 80's. To some that may be a bad thing, not to
me. I love the 80's and that decade produced more great horror
films than all others combined (if you exclude the 70's).
This
movie, however, is not great. It is entertaining. The plot is
simple, the story is simple. This time you have two apes instead
of one. There is a good dose of violence both on man and animal
and the acting is nothing to laugh at either. This one is not
up to par with the remake (first remake anyway.) Did I enjoy it,
YES, just not too much.
5
out of 10 Horny Apes
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King
Kong Lives
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The
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I found King Kong Lives to be neither well made nor in
any capacity emotionally effective. I never once cared about Kong,
his mate or anyone in the movie.
Yes,
I DID actually expect some semblance of quality from the film
. If Dino De Laurentis was going to bother following up his remake,
then I do expect some attempt at a good film. Message to DDL:
For fuck's sake, man!! This isn't just any movie. This is supposed
to be the sequel to KING KONG!
An
atrocious storyline, bottom of the barrel visuals and lackluster
acting really turn this into a depressingly inept mess.
You
know it's bad when you walk out of a movie with the suspicion
that the price of the ticket was in fact higher than the F/X budget
for the film itself. Event the mechanical giant "ape hand"
effects- which were at least adequate in the 1976 film - are botched
on this one.
Genuinely
awful crapfest. By film's end, I had one regret- that one of the
cinema's greatest creations had his legendary name defiled with
this ridiculous travesty.
Zero
out of Ten Movies where you realize Linda Hamilton is slumming.
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(1986)
John Guillermin, Steven Pressfield, Ronald Shusett
Linda
Hamilton .... Amy Franklin
Brian Kerwin .... Hank Mitchell
Peter Elliott .... King Kong
John Ashton .... Col. Nevitt
George Yiasoumi .... Lady Kong
Peter Michael Goetz .... Dr. Ingersoll
Frank Maraden .... Dr. Benson Hughes
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