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The
name of the film already gives it away: The Killer Eye
is about an eyeball on a killing spree. But this isn't some normal
human eyeball. No, it's a giant eyeball from another dimension
which can put people into trance and shoot laser beams from its
pupil! Also, it has a bigger sexual appetite than a nymphomaniac
who's celibate and during the run of the movie, it, erm, "pleasures"
a few women (believe me, it sounds better than it actually is!).
There isn't much else I could say about the plot. The eye floats
around, has sex, shoots people with laser beams and then, faster
as you think, it's already time for the utterly silly ending!
As
you can tell by this little summary, the "plot" of The
Killer Eye doesn't really have much going for it and neither
does the rest of the movie: The acting, the dialogues, the special
effects it's just all plain bad (and not even bad in an
entertaining kind of way as I expected!). Honestly, I can't think
of ONE thing that I actually liked about this piece of crap! Well,
okay, I enjoyed the nudity in it (Jacqueline Lovell who's a more
or less well-known soft porn actress spends about half of her
screen time naked), but that can hardly make up for all the bad
stuff.
To
sum up, 'The Killer Eye' is more of a soft porn than a horror
film. It isn't worth watching unless you have a weakness for retarded
B-movies and/or Jacqueline Lovell. Either way, this movie is so
incredibly moronic that I don't think anyone could like it!
I
just hope they dont make a sequel...
1
out of 10
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