The name of the film already gives it away: The Killer Eye is about an eyeball on a killing spree. But this isn't some normal human eyeball. No, it's a giant eyeball from another dimension which can put people into trance and shoot laser beams from its pupil! Also, it has a bigger sexual appetite than a nymphomaniac who's celibate and during the run of the movie, it, erm, "pleasures" a few women (believe me, it sounds better than it actually is!). There isn't much else I could say about the plot. The eye floats around, has sex, shoots people with laser beams and then, faster as you think, it's already time for the utterly silly ending!

As you can tell by this little summary, the "plot" of The Killer Eye doesn't really have much going for it and neither does the rest of the movie: The acting, the dialogues, the special effects – it's just all plain bad (and not even bad in an entertaining kind of way as I expected!). Honestly, I can't think of ONE thing that I actually liked about this piece of crap! Well, okay, I enjoyed the nudity in it (Jacqueline Lovell who's a more or less well-known soft porn actress spends about half of her screen time naked), but that can hardly make up for all the bad stuff.

To sum up, 'The Killer Eye' is more of a soft porn than a horror film. It isn't worth watching unless you have a weakness for retarded B-movies and/or Jacqueline Lovell. Either way, this movie is so incredibly moronic that I don't think anyone could like it!

I just hope they don’t make a sequel...

1 out of 10

(1999) David DeCoteau, Benjamin Carr, Rolfe Kanefsky

Jacqueline Lovell .... Rita
Jonathan Norman .... Grady
Nanette Bianchi .... Jane
Costas Alexander .... Morton
Blake Bailey .... Creepy Bill
Ryan Van Steenis .... Street Kid
Dave Oren Ward .... Tom
Roland Martinez .... Joe