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Halloween:
Resurrection
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The
night he came back.
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group of teenagers win a contest that puts them on an Internet
reality based show where they spend the night in the childhood
home of Michael Myers.
Do not for one moment think that this is a Laurie Strode vs. Michael
Myers movie, you will be sorely disappointed! Jamie Lee Curtis
is in this movie for one reason and one reason only, to sell tickets.
She’s only in the first 10 minutes and then this movie turns into
the typical Hollywood horror movie made solely for the purpose
to make a buck.
I’m sorry I’m so bitter about this movie, and sorry for the spoiler,
but I can’t in good conscience let any fellow horror fan go into
this movie expecting another Laurie and Michael stand off.
When will Hollywood learn when to quit while ahead, especially
when it comes to a horror institution such as Halloween? H2O was
the perfect send off, there was closure to the story, and it was
actually a good movie.
This installment did nothing but foul the sanctity of the Michael
Myers legacy.
My dislike of this movie is based solely on the aforementioned
personal reasons. Altogether, had this not been a Halloween movie,
that is, if the plot were just that of some kids spending the
night in a random serial killers house that is in fact still inhabited
by the killer I’d have loved it! There was enough gore (albeit
some regurgitated trademark Myers killings). There was a brief
bit of nudity, so overall it was entertaining.
One dislike of note is that the male contestants were way too
self-assured, they definitely deserved a “ball tap” served up
Misfortune style.
As a Halloween movie - 3 out of 10 rapings of the Halloween institution.
As a horror movie 6 out of 10 crotch electrocutions
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Halloween:
Resurrection
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The
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There
are some movies that I wish could have been short films. Halloween:
Resurrection is one of those movies. I really thought the
first 15 minutes of this film would have been a great way to end
the series. Now don't get me wrong. The end of Halloween
H20 was a good way to end the series, but aside from the
ridiculous reason they come up with to ignore the H20 ending,
I liked the first 15 of Resurrection more because, in my unpopular
opinion, it ties in better with the first film.
The problem with this movie... is the rest of this movie! Having
completely done away with the motivation for WHY Michael Myers
kills, Halloween: Resurrection becomes a standard slasher flick.
The supporting characters in this film were incredibly one-dimensional.
Even more than normal. The sad thing is, I thought the one-dimensional
characters did a better acting job than the main characters. I
really didn't like Sara, Freddie or Deckard. Bianca did a
poor job of conveying fear. Her screams sounded horrible with
the exception of the first one (which was a voice-over). And what
the hell was the point of even having a character like Deckard
in the movie? I honestly believe his character was put in just
to make the movie longer. I also believe the creators were trying
way too hard to make this movie 'hip' and up to date.
PDAs, reality tv, Webcam broadcasts, etc. None of it belongs in
a Halloween movie. Besides, what happens 10 years from now when
you watch this movie and everything they used to make the movie
'up-to-date' is now obsolete?
On a positive note, Brad Loree did a much better job as Michael
Myers than the 15 y/old that played him in H20. The mask looked
better, but when did they start putting eyebrows on the mask?
They may have been there in previous movies, but I didn't
notice it until this one. There's also a pretty interesting
extra on the DVD with the last 40 minutes or so of the movie shown
strictly using the webcams. If you ever wanted to see Halloween
done Blair Witch style, it's worth a look.
I give this movie 4 out of 10 sequels that should've been
the last in the series but weren't. As long as Moustapha
Akkad (the producer) is still alive, the Halloween franchise will
never end. (If it weren't for the first fifteen minutes, it would
get a 1)
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Halloween:
Resurrection
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The
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Probably one of the worst movies ive ever seen because not only
did it piss all over the franchise, but it was also boring and
stupid. Like Lord stated above, Jamie Lee Curtis was just in it
to make a cameo to get people to buy the tickets. No other reason
to have her in there at all. In fact, her 15 minutes at the beginning
had nothing to do with the rest of the movie.
Usually, I have an open mind when they try to take a franchise
in another direction as long as it has a good story that is somewhat
original and interesting. This piece of crap is neither. They
totally ripped off the "camera broadcast" idea from
other movies which includes the Blair Witch Project, trying
to put in a documentry feel and it doesn't work. The movie
My Little Eye uses the same formula but does it much better.
Basically an insult to the hardcore Halloween fans. Of
course, there hasn't really been a good Halloween
movie since the second one but at least the ones that followed
up to this point tried to continue a story. Resurrection cuts
it off at the ankles and tries to start over by making it "hip"
and like Scream which makes me puke.
When is Hollywood going to get a clue and realize that Rap artists
in horror flicks don't mix? Especially Busta Rhymes who actually
made this pile of dung worse with his silly one-liners and "gangsta"
attitude. His presence in the movie overshadowed everyone including
Micheal Myers and not in a good way.
The only good thing about the whole movie was the hot blond chick.
They even screwed that up though by killing her off too quickly.....grrrrr!
I give it the middle finger.
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(2002)
Rick Rosenthal, Debra Hill, John Carpenter, Larry Brand, Sean
Hood
Jamie Lee Curtis .... Laurie Strode
Brad Loree .... Michael Audrey Myers
Busta Rhymes .... Freddie Harris
Bianca Kajlich .... Sara Moyer
Sean Patrick Thomas .... Rudy Grimes
Daisy McCrackin .... Donna Chang
Katee Sackhoff .... Jenna 'Jen' Danzig (as Katee Sachoff)
Luke Kirby .... Jim Morgan
Thomas Ian Nicholas .... Bill Woodlake
Ryan Merriman .... Myles 'Deckard' Barton
Tyra Banks .... Nora Winston
Billy Kay .... Scott
Gus Lynch .... Harold
Lorena Gale .... Nurse Wells
Marisa Rudiak .... Nurse Phillips
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