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Halloween H20
Blood is thicker than water.
REVIEWED BY NFLAMES

Halloween H2O, in this reviewers opinion, the only worthy addition to the Halloween saga since Halloween 2, coincidentally H2O was written under the premise that parts 3-6 never happened. Unfortunately this is where the series should have permanently concluded, it brought back Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode and it ended on a high note with near perfect closure. However, this near perfect ending was sadly undone once the awful Resurrection hit the theatres, and unfortunately from what I understand, yet ANOTHER sequel is in the works. All for the love of money I suppose.

While I think the ending is near perfect, H2O as a whole is hardly that, early on we discover that much of the movie is going to be predicated on “pop-up” scares, that is, things that aren’t really scary, just something quickly and loudly popping up on screen, to sum that formula up in one word. LAME.

Also prevalent were the ever popular Hollywood horror cliché’s, idiot cops, stupid teens, disconnected phones, convenient power outages, and Michael’s incredible intelligence, and knack for finding just what he needs despite the fact that he’s pretty much a mindless psychopathic killer.

H2O also finds Michael’s character way too skinny, not moving and behaving the same, and sporting a different white “Shatner” mask that doesn’t quite cut it. I think my biggest gripe however has to be a completely uncharacteristic killing from Michael using a hockey skate, I think the writer’s were thinking Jason for that one, not Mr. Meyers.

I know that it probably sounds like I hate the movie, when truthfully, I really do like it, and quite a bit at that, it’s just that it takes a while to get rolling, but once it does, H2O gives us back some of that classic Halloween horror feeling. Granted, it’s not spot on like the original 2, but more like Halloween 1 & 2 with some Scream’isms lightly sprinkled over it. The writer’s did a good job creating a back-story as to what’s gone on the last 20 years (Laurie’s got a son, changed her identity, etc). One of the coolest things to me were the nods towards Psycho the biggest of which is the late Janet Leigh (Jamie’s mom in real life), the car from Psycho, and a line or two referencing Norman Bates’ attraction to his mother.

If you’re a fan of the Halloween movies, I’d highly suggest giving this one a look-see if you haven’t already, definitely not the strongest sequel you’ll ever see, but I did enjoy seeing Jamie Lee reprise her role as Laurie. Like I said, it’s just too bad they didn’t end the saga with this movie.

8 out of 10 really gnarly leg breaks.


Halloween H20
Blood is thicker than water.
REVIEWED BY LORD J
When I first saw this movie, I really liked it. Maybe because it was the first time I had seen a Halloween film on the big screen. But upon further viewings, my opinion of the film has dropped. I have one minor problem and two major problems with the film. All of these have been stated in other reviews, but they're all true so I'm going to say them again.

Minor Problem:
Something about this movie seems way too "formula" for me:
Halloween + Scream + WB rejects + Famous Rapper = Butts in seats x $$$

Major Problem #1:
I like the slow dramatic build in this movie. It reminds me of the first film. The problem is it doesn't DELIVER like it did in the first film. In H2O, by the time everything gets going, the movie is over and you're left feeling unsatisfied. This movie is in dire need of at least 10 more minutes of suspenseful action.


Major Problem #2:
If this is the first or only Halloween movie you've seen, then you probably won't notice this one. But Michael Myers just isn't Michael Myers in this installment. First of all, he looks like he's friggin 15 years old (no offense to all you friggin 15 y/olds). He just seems to be lacking a lot of size and maturity. 2nd, Michael Myers uses two different masks in this film and neither one of them are any good. There is one close up shot where he just plain looks dorky (I can't think of a better word). His eyes were also visible through the mask throughout most of the film, which isn't the case in previous installments. This had the effect of making Mikey seem more human, and less of the soul-less vessel of unkown evil that we have all grown to love. Also, just watch the way Michael moves in this one. Very uncharacteristic.

This isn't a bad movie, and it was much better than most of the slasher flixs released at the time. I was just expecting more. I give it 5 out of 10 creative uses for lighting fixtures.

(1998) Steve Miner, Debra Hill, John Carpenter

Jamie Lee Curtis .... Laurie Strode/Keri Tate
Josh Hartnett .... John Tate
Adam Arkin .... Will Brennan
Michelle Williams .... Molly Cartwell
LL Cool J .... Ronald 'Ronny' Jones
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe .... Sarah Wainthrope
Adam Hann-Byrd .... Charles 'Charlie' Deveraux
Janet Leigh .... Norma Watson
Joseph Gordon-Levitt .... Jimmy Howell
Nancy Stephens .... Marion Chambers Whittington
Brandon Williams .... Tony Allegre
Beau Billingslea .... Detective 'Fitz' Fitzsimmons
Matt Winston .... Detective Matt Sampson
Larisa Miller .... Claudia
Emmalee Thompson .... Casey



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