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Final
Destination 3
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This
ride will be the death of you.
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On
what should be one of the happiest days of her life, high school
senior Wendy (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) joins her friends for a
graduation night celebration at a local amusement park. Wendy
experiences a vivid premonition of a fatal accident in which a
roller coaster ride they are about to embark on becomes a death
trap for her and her friends.
Yup, that’s right, silly ol’ death is at it again and this time
he’s cranking things up a notch. I must say I was impressed by
this film. I truly was not expecting much and to be quite honest
I only saw it because I missed the start of another. That being
said, I am glad I did.
First of all the plot is shallow and simple, which for a film
like this serves well, it led to a quick pace.
What I loved about this as opposed to the first two entries in
the series was there were no long drawn out scenes of discussion
and arguing. That got really annoying to me at times and I was
happy to see the pacing change that took place here. The plot
offers no fillers or any deep thought at all instead the real
plot summation should go something like this: After surviving
a fatal roller coaster disaster two of the would-be victims immediately
figures out death is behind this and coming after all survivors.
They go on to each other passenger one by one to warn them only
to witness carnage after carnage after carnage. That‘s it.
Now how about that carnage you ask? Simply beautiful! This film
easily had the most gore and best kills of the entire series.
They were also pretty darn creative in applying the gore. I was
pretty shocked at how messy things got. Easily one of the more
gruesome flicks to come out in a quite a while. Won’t give any
of these gems away but let’s just say some of the antics include
plenty of squishing, dismembering, frying, burning, and poking.
Use your imagination to apply how these took place.
As for the big opening kill scenes these films are so famous for,
this one is the worst. And I don’t mean that in a good way. But
really how elaborate a death sequence can you have on a roller
coaster? You are pretty limited. Needless to say after this opening
sequence I had a real bad feeling since that is really supposed
to be the money scene with these films. Nope, not the case here.
The mayhem deaths after the roller coaster incident more than
makes up for what that initial scene was lacking.
I can’t say if this was the best in the series because quite frankly
it’s been too long since I’ve seen the first two films. What you
got here though is a very simple, quick 90-minute roller coaster
ride into bodily harm. I know, forgive the cheesy play on words
but I’m a cheesy man. Recommended with the Marshal’s seal of approval
even with the cost of a movie theatre ticket these days.
7 out of 10 reasons to never go to a tanning salon
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Final
Destination 3
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This
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Final
Destination is a series that's success is based solely
on the entertainment value of the graphic, Rube Goldberg-esque
deaths of each of the doomed characters. The plot is only an afterthought,
maybe even a little less, but we get what we want and that's
that. I find it nearly impossible to tell these films apart, and
I guess that's ok.
My only complaint is if your film is exactly the same in plot
as the two before it, maybe having a character recite the entire
plot of the first two (and this) film is somewhat foolish. I already
know what's going to happen in parts 4 and 5, I bet.
Also, oddly enough, this character does this long before it would
be possible for anyone to make that leap in logic.
Just the same, an entertaining flick and if you go into this one
expecting the death scenes to entertain you, it will probably
work just fine. If you're looking for something new or creative,
what the hell are you even reading this review for?
6 out of 10 teenage girls who were way too realistic
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(2006) James Wong, Glen Morgan
Mary Elizabeth Winstead .... Wendy Christensen
Ryan Merriman .... Kevin Fischer
Texas Battle .... Lewis Romero
Jamie Isaac Conde .... Leon Equinox
Amanda Crew .... Julie Christensen
Agam Darshi .... Laura (attached)
Sam Easton .... Frankie
Patrick Gallagher .... Colquitt
Gina Holden .... Carrie Dreyer
Alexz Johnson .... Erin
Alexander Kalugin .... Yuri Yershov
Kris Lemche .... Ian McKinley
Crystal Lowe .... Ashlynn
Maggie Ma .... Ling
Dustin Milligan .... Marcus
Cory Monteith .... Kahlil
Chelan Simmons .... Ashley
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