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The
Faculty
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Harrington
High is much like any high school in America. There are geeks,
popular kids, jocks, bad boys, and teachers. But something else
has invaded this small Ohio town. Something sinister and deadly.
Now not only is the entire school in jeopardy but also the town
and everthing else.
I
went into this film thinking that it would be just another bad
teen Scream-type flick. After all, it was written by Kevin Williamson
who wrote Scream 1 & 2. Instead what I found was an
entertaining sci-fi/horror movie with good effects and bad high
school cliches. One thing this movie had going for it was the
star-studded cast. There was a bunch of people who, back in 1998,
might not have been big but are now very popular.
Josh
Hartnett, Elijah Wood, Salma Hayek, Usher Raymond, and Jon Stewart
are all big time celebrities. Add to that another four or five
familiar faces including one of my and BQueen's favorites, Famke
Janssen, and you have a very recognizable cast.
I
know that a big pet peeve of a lot of people on this site, me
included, is the use of bad looking computer generated effects.
I did not see much of that in this film. There were scenes that
had to be done with computers but none of the effects were blatantly
obvious. There was not much blood or gore because the story revolved
more around the mystery of what was taking place and how to stop
those involved.
The
only issues I found displeasing were the stereotypical high school
roles. There was a dumb jock who dated the hot, popular girl.
There was a little scrawny geek who was a straight laced, straight
A student. The dark goth girl who went about her business and
was incapable of even a hint of a smile. And finally, the school
bad boy who dealt drugs from the trunk of his car and was repeating
his senior year. I'm not so old that I don't remember my high
school experience and, yes, there were cliques but never to the
extent that Hollywood would have you believe. Can we please change
this over used and abused portrayal of high school kids?
Overall,
I thought this was a solid effort with a great cast and good effects.
It could have used some work with the stereotypes because Josh
Hartnett driving a fast car doesn't scream bad boy to me.
6
out of 10 Hot and Headless Famkes
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The
Faculty
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The
students at Herrington High always suspected their teachers were
from another planet... they were right!
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The
Faculty was one of the first of what I call really slick teencentric
horror flicks. They're not usually very good, but they're usually
entertaining.
This
one's a little better than most, though, it's full of clever social
commentary if you think about it. The film is about aliens, but
it's really about alienation.
A
group of kids who, for one reason or another, don't really fit
in. Not fitting in makes them the prey of a society of absolute
coformists. All this happens in school, and the primary purpose
of schools isn't education, it's socialization - teaching children
to join society.
And
despite what movies and popular culture might let you believe,
America hates the hell out of people who don't fit in. From the
kids on the schoolbus up, we're encouraged to be as much like
everyone else as possible. The real tragedy is that it makes being
average a goal. Such is who we are, though.
Another
interesting aspect is compariing this film and The Breakfast
Club. The characters are nearly exact imitations, at one point
I expected the jock to refer to himself to a racehorse. It's all
there, nerd, jock, freak, waste, prom queen. So much so, I'm confident
it was purposeful. It's a lite version, of course, no real insight
into any of the characters, just a horror flick with a few high-minded
ideas.
7
out of 10 times Famke Jenssen has to look for head, which is completely
unrealistic
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(1998)
Robert Rodriguez, David Wechter, Bruce Kimmel
Jordana
Brewster .... Delilah Profitt
Clea DuVall .... Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
Laura Harris .... Marybeth Louise Hutchinson
Josh Hartnett .... Zeke Tyler
Shawn Hatosy .... Stan Rosado
Elijah Wood .... Casey Connor
Salma Hayek .... Nurse Rosa Harper
Famke Janssen .... Miss Elizabeth Burke
Piper Laurie .... Mrs. Karen Olson
Christopher McDonald .... Mr. Frank Connor
Bebe Neuwirth .... Principal Valerie Drake
Usher Raymond .... Gabe Santora
Robert Patrick .... Coach Joe Willis
Jon Stewart .... Prof. Edward Furlong
Daniel von Bargen .... Mr. John Tate
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