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An
aliens spacecraft has crash landed on earth, while stranded,
the creature begins to roam it's wilderness surroundings looking
for food. Nearby, three bank robbers are headed to these same
woods to hide until the coast is clear. One thing they never thought
was hunting them is waiting for them in the woods and now the
real chase is on in Dweller.
The
movie equivalent of the Predator's retarded and deformed brother,
written, directed and starring the Polina brothers themselves,
Dweller is a pretty sad movie. The movie tries to be something
more but it just isn't going to happen. Bad writing and worse
effects don't give you much to go on in this one, but for a low
budget film, the Polinas get as much bang for their buck as possible.
They
try to give you some gore and special effects but everything looks
bad. The spaceships are terrible and the Dweller himself is a
laugh, you don't even see him until the last two seconds of the
film, so I know they didn't blow all of their budget there. There
are some cheap Predator like thermal scans and some black and
white splatter scenes, like a lawn mower to the head and an intestine
removal, but nothing worth rewinding for. The effects and cut
scenes, like ones of a building exploding, will have you laughing
more than gasping, and the fact that your main anti-heroes escape
in a 4 door Ford Escort says something about your quality of film
as well.
This
one is pure drudge by the numbers and should only be viewed as
a last ditch effort, because you just can't find anything else.
(2002)
Jon McBride, John Polonia
Leslie
Culton .... Hiker
Jeff Dylan Graham .... Trevor
Gale Largey .... Man With Video Camera
J.H. McBride .... Ben
Jon McBride .... Jake
Anthony Polonia .... Child
Courtney Polonia .... Child
John Polonia .... J.J.
Mark Polonia .... Mack
Josh Sagy .... Child
Matthew Satterly .... Supermarket Clerk
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