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Demons
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They
will make cemetaries their cathedrals and the cities will be your
tombs.
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When
a group of random individuals are given free passes for a movie
at the grand reopening of the Metropol Theater, they think they
are getting to be a test audience for a new film. Greeted by a
red-haired, fair skin beauty of an usher with a sinister grin,
they are lead to their seats to begin the show. A horror film
about a mask that brings forth demons begins and events in the
theater quickly begin to match those on the movie. Trapped inside,
it is now a battle to stay alive.
Brought to you by Dario Argento, Demons or Demoni
was a classic rental back in the day. From the gruesome cover
box to the gorefest found inside, Demons is pure celluloid
candy for any fan of the Italian horror film.
Basically the plot is simple. Put about 35 people in a theater,
have one become infected by a demonic mask, have that one attack
others and spread the demon cooties, turning others into demons
and so on and so on until only a couple are left. Don't bother
getting attached to many of the characters as everyone is on the
menu in this one. Although my personal favorite is Tony. Tony
is one bad ass pimp-mac-daddy of a brother who once the shit goes
down ain't afraid to stick a stiletto in some demon ass.
There is also a father daughter combo in the theater as well.
The father is blind (Why in the hell was he there to watch a movie?)
and his daughter is there to have a little rendezvous with her
boyfriend and quickly winds up more buttery than her popcorn,
other than that a lot of teens and other folk for a variety of
bloody deaths.
The gore is ample and gooey. There are plenty of bubbling sores,
puss-spewing boils, and gaping holes, kinda like my first girlfriend.
There is also about five different throat ripping out scenes that
you only seem to find in the Italian style horror films. We even
get a demon ripping out of a poor victims back. All this and a
Motley Crüe and Billy Idol soundtrack to boot.
Although the ending is good, how it happens is completely outrageous
and totally unbelievable. Demons is an excellent flick
for the gore hound out there, but the ending and some of the dialog
was just way to hard for me to get into.
5/10
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Demons
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They
will make cemetaries their cathedrals and the cities will be your
tombs.
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I thought this was a good movie. It was full of action. You had
the killer soundtrack (including "Fast As A Shark" by
Accept) and good gore. Some of the dialog was questionable, but
let me say two things about that. This movie is 20 years old AND
Italian. These two facts should explain quite a bit in this flick.
The escape was a little over the top, but the ending was quite
epic. I did notice the Rick James demon, but I have to give this
movie 6.5 out of 10 of them, instead of one of them.
Just watched this movie again. It's got good rewatchability.
The soundtrack, good gore, and cheesy lines kept me in it pretty
much the whole time. I love the fake movie ("rumor has it,
Nostradamus was buried somewhere around here").
Also, I can't think of a funner time then riding a motorcycle
through a movie theater slashing demons with a samurai sword.
This works on the flipside too. How cool would it be to be a demon
in the middle of a theater picking off weak annoying humans? Seriously.
Anyway, I'm upgrading my ranking. I give this 7.5 out of
10 literal cans of coke.
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(1985)
Lamberto Bava, Dario Argento
Urbano Barberini .... George
Natasha Hovey .... Cheryl
Karl Zinny .... Ken
Fiore Argento .... Hannah
Paola Cozzo .... Kathy
Fabiola Toledo .... Carmen
Nicoletta Elmi .... Ingrid
Stelio Candelli .... Frank
Nicole Tessier .... Ruth
Geretta Geretta .... Rosemarie
Bobby Rhodes .... Tony
Guido Baldi .... Tommy
Bettina Ciampolini .... Liz
Giuseppe Mauro Cruciano .... Hot Dog (as Giuseppe Cruciano)
Sally Day .... Carla
Also known as:
Demoni
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