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Four
thugs are looking to break out of street hustling and move onto
bigger and better crimes. They learn of a bank that's never been
robbed (it's a holding depot for other banks) and go to a Mobfather
for weapons. He agrees for a 10% profit plus what he's owed from
the botched job. Since he was screwed from their last job, the
mobfather has a military veteran and bodyguard named Jackson ready
to aid them in the heist.
The
four thugs decide to rob the bank without Jackson only to end
up screwing up the job, again. As night falls and, the thieves
and hostages find themselves holding up in the bank as the town
becomes ravaged by bloodthirsty flesh-eating creatures who were
once human. Enter the man called Hunter - a mysterious character
who has run into these creatures before and knows how to deal
with them. Armed with guns and knives, Hunter and the gang have
to try and survive a massive attack by the creatures.
All
I can say is that I took one for the team on this one. This movie
had way too much thug life for me. I don't speak the vernacular
and had to think about some of the slang that was used. Rappers
make up the main cast, and I guess they wanted to try their hand
at acting. I can't say that they were horrible, but they were
far from great.
This
is one of those movies where the victims are interchangeable.
I didn't really care for anyone and would have probably prefered
if they all died. With the exception of Big Daddy Kane's character,
nobody was memorable in the film.
I
guess I'll start with the acting. The rappers/actors did a decent
job playing thugs, but I have no experience to compare this to.
I'm not a thug and never will be. In fact, I'm so naive that I'd
be dead if I tried to be a hustler on the street, but I digress.
Big Daddy Kane was okay I supppose. His character was a really
bad Blade knock-off. Finally this brings me to the zombies, or
the infected. They were slightly reminiscent of the Infected from
28 Days Later
only their make-up wasn't nearly as good and they were anything
but scary.
The
infected (they're not called zombies in the film) are fast moving.
They also come out only during the phase of the New Moon every
month to feed - this makes them like the Creeper from Jeepers
Creepers and a werewolf, in that respect. The biggest
travesty is that they can ONLY be killed by shooting them through
the heart. This makes them more like vampires than anything else.
The heart is a more difficult target than the head. If you shoot
someone in the chest, there's a really good chance that you'll
miss the heart, yet these people were hitting dead on with every
shot. I understand and appreciate the suspension of disbelief,
but damn. Why do filmmakers always want to make zombie movies,
yet it's painfully obvious that they've never seen anything remotely
close to resembling a zombie movie. The writers and director of
this need to have a zombie movie marathon starting with the Dead
Series.
That
being said, I have a really good question about these zombies:
If you get bit, you become a zombie. If you get bit during the
phase of the New Moon and the cycle ends before you can completely
turn, what happens to you?
The
movie is very slow paced. Aside from the bank robbery, nothing
happened until almost an hour into the film. To top it off, the
action scenes are kind of boring and never really kept my attention.
Ultimatly
I wasn't impressed with this movie. I'm giving it a 3 out of 10.
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