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“Welcome
to Potters Bluff, a new way of life.” So the sign reads as you
come into town. Some photographer from out of town is on the beach,
snapping pictures of seagulls, the beach, the ocean and what have
you. As he’s snapping around, he comes upon a pretty hot blonde,
and they strike up a conversation. He starts snapping pictures
of her and BAM! Boobie alert!
You’d think that this would be a fortunate turn of events for
the shutter happy “Freddy” (not his real name) but actually this
appears to be the last time ol’ shutterbug gets a little, er,
HOT under the collar if I may be so bold. Being that he gets the
shit kicked out of him by the locals wielding shovels and crowbars
right before he’s burned at the stake. Get it? HOT under the collar?
Heh heh. Damn people! Work with me here.
Actually shutterbug is only the first of many brutal murders that
are perpetrated by the strange townsfolk of Potters Bluff, and
strange thing is the weird mob takes pictures of the victims before,
during and after they’re mangled. Even more strange is that we
find the previously murdered victims are now back as members of
the strange mob the next time someone is dispatched.
Sheriff Dan is wondering what the hell is going on in his “postage
stamp” sized town, many strange things are afoot, his wife (Melody
Anderson, who I’ve always thought was way cute since her role
as Dale Arden in Flash Gordon) is acting strange, as a matter-of-fact
everything is strange, and this adds to the viewers confusion
and makes the movie that much more compelling.
Altogether this 1981 horror flick plays out kind of like a Stephen
King story, small little New England town, really strange shit
going on that most of the townsfolk is involved in, it just felt
like King’s work. The movie can get a little slow at times, but
there are only a few scenes where this happens, and it doesn’t
take too long to pick back up. For the most part, the movie is
very suspenseful and mysterious. I remember when it came out,
it was widely talked about for a few of its more disturbing scenes,
in my circle of horror buffs it was referred to as “that movie
with the huge needle in the eyeball.”
To the movie’s credit, the screenplay was written by Dan O’Bannon,
the genius who brought us great movies like Alien, the B-17 story
in Heavy Metal, Return of the Living Dead, Lifeforce, Total Recall,
Alien3, Screamers, Alien Resurrection, and the upcoming Alien
vs. Predator. So this dude’s got a pretty impressive resumé. Add
EFX by Stan Winston who’s done makeup EFX on Terminator 2 and
3, Edward Scissorhands, among others and you’ve got a pretty damn
good horror flick!
Only the aforementioned glimpse of some damn fine breastesses
as far as nudity, and the gore quota is filled with a guy burned
to a crackly crunch, the (shudder) needle scene, a torn off arm,
fisherman hack –n- slash, a boulder to the head facial remodel,
followed by an awesome mortuary facial reconstruction, a nasal
administering of hydrochloric acid, and a disembodied heart.
The ending is pretty predictable, but the filmmakers throw in
a few little twists and turns so there are some pretty good surprises
you won't see coming and you don’t completely figure out the ending.
This makes it more than a worth while watch.
You’ll usually see this one classified as a zombie movie more
often than not, and I’ll submit it as such, but the “monsters”
aren’t zombies per se, that is, they're not the Romero'esqe or
Fulci type rotting corpse zombies we all know and love, but they
are the living dead nonetheless.
8 out of 10 Unbeknownst acts of necrophilia
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