An evil werewolf (are there any good werewolves?) is looking for the one girl to mate with to continue the lineage of his particular race of lycanthropes. So basically this is the story of a werewolf who's got a serious jones on for some girl werewolf coochie. What we the viewers have, is a story that can be told in about 10 minutes, with an additional 84 minutes of shit filler thrown in between the first and last five minutes.

The movie starts out fast, with a pair of huge fake breasts being the first thing we see, and basically the only decent thing about the movie (even though I'm more of a natural breast connoisseur). This movie is chock full o' T&A my friends, plenty of boobies, and more than one occurrence of full frontal. There's a completely ridiculous scene where two girls painted up to supposedly be werewolves are up on a rooftop doing a photo shoot butt naked, and to everyone's surprise they end up going damn near full on lesbo.

Kane Hodder plays the Darkwolf in this movie, and the only thing I kept saying to myself is "Why Kane? Why hast thou forsaken us?" Ladies we get a shot of Mr. Hodder's firm buttocks (if it's not a stand in) and some ridiculously fake foam latex muscle appliances.

Ryan Alosio's character, officer Steve Turley is infinitesimally stupid, his sole purpose is to protect the girl that the werewolf is looking for, but throughout the entire movie, he keeps taking her with him to where he KNOWS the beast is!!

Basically all of the effects (that aren't piss poor CGI) are very poorly done foam latex. All of the gore, and close ups of the werewolf are horrifyingly bad. The transformations are a swift kick to the nuts, being that the scene quickly goes to CGI (completely unrealistic and worse than video game quality) then once the transformation is done, we cut to the actor painted up badly and having some really bad fake hair.

This film is a prime example of the highest insult to the horror genre. How dare any studio think it can just throw together a crappy story, mix in some foam latex, and CGI that was probably done for free by a high school computer animation class, sprinkle in a hefty dose of tits and ass, and expect us to gobble it up. If you do decide to rent this movie, rent it for the nudity and nothing else, it's the only redeeming property of the movie. I like T&A as much as the next guy or girl, but I found myself wanting to fast forward through most of it, because it was really pointless and insulting. I can't in good conscience recommend this movie to anyone.

1 out of 10 pages from the Lycanthrope Kama-Sutra

(2003) Richard Friedman, Geoffrey Alan Holliday, Charles David Scholl