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The
Crites are back. Tired of the country life, the Crites find themselves
infesting an inner city apartment building. Bigger than rats and
faster than cockroaches, the Orkin man doesn't stand a chance.
Once again it will be up to Charlie McFadden, bounty hunter supreme,
to come to the rescue of the families trapped inside of the Critter
Inferno.
Yup,
another Critter flick starring Don Keith Opper as Charlie and
Leonardo Dicaprio… What? That’s right Leo's first non
gay porn role was in a horror flick. The Critters are up to their
same old tricks, causing mayhem and snacking on anything that
moves. The Crites also have a few new tricks up their sleeves.
This time around the little space porcupines can not only turn
into fur balls but now can rev up like Sonic the Hedgehog and
shoot forwards and upwards. There is a really good scene where
the Critters attack this woman in the basement who is saved only
due to the fact that her bunny slippers looked more delicious
then she did. The Crites appear to be bigger in this one and pull
a lot more Gremlin like pranks and gags.
Aside
from the Critter chaos there is also a tender story that involves
young Annie and her father who are growing apart. Also there is
more drama as poor Annie is attracted to King Twink Leo, who happens
to be the step son of the owner/slum lord of the building. As
I said Charlie is back as well doing his usual schtick and that’s
about it. We do get a little bit of extra info on the Crites and
their past exploits on earth from a conspiracy-transfixed old
man who lives up stairs.
You
can catch this one on USA, Spike, TBS or TNT at least once a week,
however I rented it for research and study. If your a fan of the
franchise and simply can not get enough of bounty hunters Charlie
and Ug, then gobble this one up today, if not at least watch it
to say you saw a Critters trilogy.
3
out of 10
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