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Blade
II
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Know
the mark.
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| VAMPIRES |
Reviewed
by NFlames
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Everyone's
favorite day-walker is back and he's kicking some serious ass
in this one. There's a new bloodsucker in town, and he's called
a Reaper (think crack vampire). Now the Reaper is one bad mofo,
he preys on vampires who once bitten, also turn into reapers.
The vampire community isn't too thrilled with this development
so they offer a truce to Blade in return for his help in vanquishing
the Reaper menace.
I'm a comic book nut, I'm also a horror movie nut, so it makes
sense that I would like a movie that's based on a horror comic
book (c'mon now, Blade's a vampire, that's horror enough) I'll
freely admit that this is an action movie with horror overtones,
there I said it.
I did in fact like this movie, a lot, more so than the first Blade
opus. This episode had much more of a horror note to it, the creatures
were especially good and much more intimidating than anything
that appeared in the first outing (no GenX MTV, X popping rave
vampires here). I found the story to be more intriguing with more
twists and turns than your small intestine. There was also much
more gore than the first one. Buckets of blood, guts, brains,
exploding bodies, impalings, you name it.
What I didn't care for, was a few parts where some CGI was thrown
in for really no apparent reason other than laziness during some
fight sequences. If two characters are going fisticuffs, vampires
or not you really don't need CGI to enhance that, it detracts
from the movie and makes it look like a video game.
Also, the ending bothered me a little bit. This movie uses traditional
vampire lore; garlic, silver, stake through the heart etc. Maybe
I'm not up on my vampire knowledge, but one of the vampires dies
at the end in a way that puzzles me, let's just say it doesn't
seem too hard to kill THIS particular vampire. Kind of screws
up the vampire continuity.
All in all, a very good movie! Recommended!
9.5 out of 10 fissure-faced super vampire suckers
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Blade
II
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Know
the mark.
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| VAMPIRES |
Reviewed
by monkeyghoul
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I'll
have to disagree with the others here by saying that I liked Blade
II quite a bit less than the first installment. The plot had
some layers to it, which was good, but ultimately it seemed to
have been written around the sequel-facilitating gimmick of "a
new monster."
On the plus side, the movie looked good, the action was solid
and pretty brutal, and the effects were great. A sequence in the
beginning when the Reapers are first introduced was actually pretty
scary and very well done. The Reapers were cool and creepy, and
it was nice to see how "normal" vampires reacted to
finding themselves hunted as prey. The idea of that was interesting:
in effect, vampires -- the nastiest things around -- have nothing
to fear but mutant versions of themselves (the Reapers, as well
as Blade).
On the downside, all the empty machismo and formulaic "missions"
that fueled the narrative made me not particularly care about
the vampires or anyone else. (For me, this contrasted sharply
with the first Blade, which was full of interesting characters.)
We have the key motif of "a band of tough mercenaries/commandos-with-nicknames
introduced all at once to challenge and back up an even tougher
hero" -- which motif I suspect the horror genre might be
better off without. (It's been a weak point in better movies
than this, e.g., Land of the Dead and Alien: Resurrection,
the latter of which included Ron Perlman as almost exactly the
same character.) Now, I love Ron Perlman -- he's an excellent
actor and also makes a great tough guy -- but, sadly, this movie
required little more from him than looking tough. Leonor
Varela, who plays the (stunningly beautiful) vampire/love interest,
delivers a fine performance. But I was sorely disappointed in
how, while she starts off as a badass who can fight even the mighty
Blade to a standstill, shortly after she's revealed to be
female she transforms into more of a damsel-in-distress who spends
way too much time gazing up at Blade like a lost puppy. (In Blade
II, it seems, gender equality is little more than an early
punchline.) Wesley Snipes himself remains perfect for the role,
but gone is any real sense of depth to his character.
This wasn't bad for a sequel. It was fun and nasty enough
to be a good way to spend a couple of hours. Maybe my expectations
were too high after the first Blade; but for a movie with
as much action, dark stuff, larger-than-life characters, and wide-ranging
implications as Blade II, I guess I'd've hoped
for something a bit more... compelling.
6 out of 10 ouchy-bomb-things stuck to your head.
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(2002)
Guillermo del Toro, David S. Goyer
Wesley Snipes .... Blade
Kris Kristofferson .... Whistler
Ron Perlman .... Dieter Reinhardt
Leonor Varela .... Nyssa Damaskinos
Norman Reedus .... Josh 'Scud' Frohmeyer
Thomas Kretschmann .... Overlord Eli Damaskinos
Luke Goss .... Jared Nomak
Matt Schulze .... Chupa (as Matthew Schulze)
Danny John-Jules .... Asad
Donnie Yen .... Snowman
Karel Roden .... Carter Kounen
Marit Velle Kile .... Verlaine
Tony Curran .... Priest
Daz Crawford .... Lighthammer
Santiago Segura .... Rush
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