At the age of twelve, Rachael Newman escapes the clutches of a serial killer, but not just any serial killer, her abductor was Patrick Bateman. Now some seven years after this incident, Rachel is now in college and trying to become a profiler for the FBI. Under the tutelage of Prof. Robert Starkman, whose last case happened to be the Bateman case, Rachel is hoping to be the greatest profiler in history and Starkman's teaching assistant, even if she has to kill everyone else in class.

This direct-to-video sequel to American Psycho is a complete waste of 90 minutes of film. Great opening, have one of the best bad guys in the last ten years killed off by a twelve year old, with a steak knife, and it goes down hill from there.

Mila Cunnilingus, oops sorry, Mila Kunis (That 70's Show), sorry I always get those two confused, stars as Rachel Newman an arrogant semi-goth chick who doesn't mind slashing a fellow student to get ahead. This is pretty much the plot of this waste of time. Rachel goes on a hacking spree taking out her top three rival competitors, then disposing of their bodies in ways in which she won't be linked to them. The original American Psycho allowed the character of Patrick to do a kind of narration as the movie played, which gave great insight into the character, they do they same in this one however all they are lame ass one-liners that Freddy Kruger would not use. The best being "Yup, I killed Brian.", yeah great stuff.

There are two things in this movie that were amusing. The first Mila Kunis running around in a skin hugging sweat suit, the girl is built and I had to rewind a few times to keep that firm ass in my sight a few seconds longer. The second thing is the role of Professor Starkman, played by none other than "The Kirk" himself, William Shatner. This movie was worth the price of the rental alone to hear Shatner say "Don't fuck with me!", that is just priceless in it's own right.

The kills, the story and even the box cover, which looks more like sequel to Children of the Corn, all suck and so does this movie. Maybe Mila took this role as a chance to break away from her role on That 70's Show, if she would have shown a little T or A, I might have bought it, but this one just stinks. Of course I loved American Psycho so I may be a little biased.

2/10