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Vinnie
Brown, the head of Future Chemicals, has been doing some nasty
things. First, he does shady business dealings with very unsavory
folks. Second, he has been dumping chemicals down into the sewers.
Do you know what toxic chemicals can do to the wild life down
in the sewers? Well it will mutate them, of course! Along with
turtles, the second most vulnerable animal to toxic sewer waste
is the alligator. Thats right, eleven years after the first
film another mutated alligator is hitting the streets of Chicago
and boy is he hungry!
Alligator
II: The Mutation can best be summed up from a quote taken
directly from the movie, enjoy: "It was a crocodile, I tell
ya. It was big... no huge, with big teeth, and it was mean, too!
- Otis the bum.
Truer
words have never been spoken, these type of movies must have Marlin
Perkins spinning in his grave.
Ok,
so another big alligator is roaming the Chicago swamps, yes, I
said Chicago Swamps. I can't believe that HorrorWatchs own
native Chicago son, SirWiggle, has never told us about
the rampant mutated alligator attacks in the murky swamps of his
home town, tragic I say!
So
anyhow the big ol' gator goes on a munching spree and must once
again be stopped by the local police. The local authorities themselves
are not match for a hungry gator and they end up getting some
help from alligator hunter Hawk Hawkins, played by horror and
sci-fi vet Richard Lynch, trust me you've seen him before. The
police teamed with Hawkins will have no trouble taking out the
gator.
The
effects in this one are bad, real bad most of the time it is a
fake alligator snout being either pushed on a surfboard or a skate
board depending if it is on land or not. The scenes where they
show the alligator in all it's glory are actually smaller sets
using a real gator, this almost worked in the 50's but in the
90's
no way.
Look
for Dee Wallace Stone and superstuntman Kane Hodder in small roles,
but even these two do nothing for this movie. Alligator II:
The Mutation is almost a waste of time, almost I say because
even this flick is better than infomercials at 4 am on a Saturday
night horror movie bender.
3/10
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