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In
space, a hybrid has been born, on a ship it will grow and on Earth
it will escape. Now a lone warrior from another world may be Earth's
last chance at survival, but will the unlikely hero be able to
stop the spreading invasion himself? Or will more drastic measures
have to be taken in order to save mankind? Lock and load because
once again it's time for the hunt in Alien vs Predator II:
Requiem.
AVPR
is better than the first film and it does a lot of things right
for both of the alien species involved, however it also does a
lot of things wrong. Thankfully those are more involved with the
human side of the film. Anyway check your ammo and adjust your
night goggles, because you're going to need them both for this
review and film, so let's let the review begin.
Right
off the bat here is AVP:Rs biggest problem, IT IS
TOO DAMN DARK! Not in content mind you but in lighting. Every
fight sequence is shot too dark, I don't know if it was done to
say on the effects budget or what, but it just plain sucks. Most
of the time the only way you can even tell who is kicking who's
ass is by the noise that is being made. If it clicks or has a
deep growl, it's a Predator, if it has a high pitch scream or
wet and slick sound it's an Alien, I think. If it wasn't for the
views through army-issue night goggles or the Predators HUD, I
couldn't even tell you if it was an Alien or Predator movie, it
could have just have been two monsters kicking the shit out of
one another in the dark for all I know.
The
Strause brothers who directed AVP:R really need to know
that people like seeing what's going on, on the screen, especially
when they pay ten bucks to see the two main creatures beat the
hell out of one another. The darkness of this flick really takes
away from the overall quality of the film in a huge way, to a
point where the viewer may feel blatantly ripped off.
For
the rest of the BAD, let's chalk it all up to horrible coincidence
shall we? Or horrible story writing. At exactly the same time
the Predator ship crashes on Earth in the Colorado woods, a father
and son are hunting. Ok, I can buy this one after all you need
victims for the aliens to lay eggs. But then on the same day,
a mother comes home to her family after serving two tours in the
army, she is hard edged, grizzled and has all kinds of goodies
in her knap sack, hmmmm I wonder if all that will play into the
film. Also we have the return of a character named Dallas, I'm
guessing as homage to Tom Skerrit in Alien, who has been in prison
for a bit. He now has his life on the right path and even though
he is hard and grizzled he's back in town to help out his little
brother. Hmmmm, wonder if that works into the storyline? Now from
these two characters you spin off into meeting the people in their
lives along with many more like the town sheriff, high school
kids, bums, deputies and local towns folk all of which is just
wasted time, even if you do meet all of these fine characters
in the first twenty minutes, it just sucks, end of story.
OK
we have bad characters and bad lighting, what else could be so
bad? The plot has problems but it's decent enough, it's the dialog
that will kill you. Cheesy lines like these beauties "We
need guns." "Where are the guns?" "Something
is out there." "Can you drive this assault vehicle?"
and many many more are sprinkled throughout the film and come
up at really terrible points of time during the movie and mostly
they got laughs... mostly (HA take that Newt!). You expect cheesy
bravado lines in this type of movie, but these ones just don't
make any sense.
So
if the darkness is strike one, the human characters have to be
strike two, then the dialog would have to be strike three and
put AVP: Requiem out right? Well not quite so let's call the dialog
a good hard bean ball and move to what's good about the film.
The
Aliens, they look good and they are more vicious than ever. Head
bites, chest busting and face hugging abounds in this one, I think
it happens a little too quick, but it's good, real good. To prove
the Aliens are really evil there is even a scene in a maternity
ward that really let's you know how evil they are, it was actually
kind of chilling. But the Aliens are just doing their thing and
they are doing it well, there is great respect paid to the acid
blooded ones.
The
Predator, this time around we only get one Predator, but don't
fret he is a bad ass mother fucker! I know this because at one
point they show him reach for his wallet and it says BAD ASS MOTHER
FUCKER on it!
Well,
not really, but if he had a wallet it would say that on it. Not
since the original Predator, has a Predator been so sweet. He
even has a few new gadgets like a whip, tracking devices and double
shoulder cannons, but he still carries the classic gear like hand
blades, spears and throwing discs. Also the idea of having one
Predator made a lot more sense than having five. This Predator
is like a cleaner, he's called in to clean up the mess before
it gets out of hand. He's big, he's bad and the mother has mad
skills!
And
finally we have the Pred-alien hybrid, it wasn't great, but it
worked. Take the basic alien body, put it on steroids add the
Predator mouth and some slimy dreads and you have your hybrid,
but add to it the fact that it can shove eggs down your throat
and spit acid and you have a pretty nasty beastie on your hands,
if only I could have seen it better I may have liked it more.
AVP:
Requiem isn't that bad of a flick, but unfortunately the lighting
of the film during key events almost completely ruin the film,
I could deal with bad lines and characters, but not being able
to see what was going on, is unforgivable and it really hurts
the overall review of this film. If you're a fan of the Aliens
or Predator then this one will have it's moments for you and if
you liked Aliens Versus Predator then I think you will enjoy this
one a little more, if only you can see it.
5
of 10, due to horrible lighting.
6 of 10 overall.
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