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The
Abominable Dr. Phibes
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Revenge
is the best medicine.
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A
group of doctors in London are dying rather unusual deaths. One
is stung to death by bees in his library and another is killed
by bats in his bedroom. As the dead docs pile up, Detective Trout
of Scotland Yard is trying to find any clue to help him solve
these strange, mysterious deaths.
Filmed entirely in England and set in the early 1900's, this
was a period piece. I'm sorry, what I meant to say was this
movie was a piece of crap, period. I would be willing to bet my
life that the writer and director who made this horrible film
were both experimenting with some very potent hallucinatory drugs.
There were several musical montages that had absolutely no connection
to anything happening in the movie. Unfortunately, the crap doesn't
stop there.
The effects were horrible, even for 1971. There was a point in
the bat scene where you can clearly see a piece of string holding
up a "flying" bat. And the blood in every scene looks
like a thick Kool-Aid mix. And these were not even the biggest
disappointments of the film.
The late Vincent Price, who plays the title character, is best
known for his creepy deep voice. Once again the people in charge
of this toxic waste dump of a movie show why they are unspeakably
stupid by not giving Price a speaking line until 32 minutes into
the film. In total, Dr. Phibes (rhymes with vibes) has about 10
minutes of actual speech in a movie that is about one hour and
thirty minutes of intolerable garbage.
The one, and one is being generous, thing that is positive about
this film is the creativity of the deaths.
Overall, this film did little to give me a feeling other than
dismay, regret, and anger. Absolutely dreadful!!!
1 out of 10 Abominable Dr. TimeWasters
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The
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Revenge
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I have to admit that I actually enjoy this movie. The Abominable
Dr. Phibes is a nice mix of English comedy and horror. Most of
the comedy comes by way of the inept police force, while the horror
comes from Phibes.
I must agree with Sir Wiggle about the special effects. Him calling
the "blood" in the blood-letting scene a thick Kool-Aid
mix was actually very kind. Black Cherry Kool-Aid looks a lot
more like blood than whatever they used in this movie. The string
on the bat was so obvious it kind of made me wonder if it was
intentional. Also worth noting is that while I don't think
this movie was intended to scare anyone, there aren't even
many scenes that are remotely suspenceful. In fact, aside from
the occaisional humor, I would consider this movie very boring
if it weren't for one thing.
What makes this movie, in my opinion is the character of Dr. Phibes,
himself. As soon as the opening musical montage begins, which
Phibes conducts, you know this guys is going to be something different.
He combines elements of the Phantom of the Opera, Hannibal Lecter,
John Doe (Se7en), and the Jigsaw Killer, yet he preceded three
of the four characters. Plus there are certain characteristics
(Phibes-isms) that are all his own. The guy speaks through a phonograph
that connects to his throat, and eats and drinks through a hole
in the back of his neck. How can you not love this guy?
Dr Phibes patterns his kills after the 10 biblical plagues that
afflicted Egypt before the Exodus. Aside from using symbolic animals
of the plagues, he also creates some very interesting traps and
devices to use on his victims. Considering the fact that this
guy is a genius and has had years to plan these murders, you know
the poor London detectives are going to have their hands full.
Does this sound familiar to anyone? It makes me wonder if the
creators of Se7en or Saw didn't pull at least a little bit
of their inspiration from this film or it sequel (Dr. Phibes Rises
Again). Just a theory.
My biggest complaint about this film has to do with the victims.
It didn't really seem like anyone put up much of a fight
at all. I can't speak from experience because I've never
actually fought any, but the day I get killed by a couple of bats
is the day that I'm too ashamed to show my face in the afterlife.
If you're looking for a film packed with horror, thrills,
or even suspense, then I would take Sir Wiggle's advice and
avoid this one. But if you want to see a truly diabolically brilliant
killer (who may have been the archetype for others to follow)
at work, and don't mind a little English camp on the side,
then this movie might be worth an hour and a half of your time.
I give it 5 out of 10 orifices in unusual places.
(Dr. Phibes himself gets 10 out of 10)
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The
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Yeah, interesting movie here. They have a diabolical genius like
Vincent Price and hardly give him any script. That's a little
disappointing. Of course it's the early 70's, so the
director was probably high.
I agree with alot both reviewers before me said. The fake blood
and bats were bad. Plus, I recall one bat. How did it multiply
to 100? That made me think there was a supernatural twist to the
movie. I'm still not sure of the answer to that.
Phibes was definitely original. They really didn't even give
any backstory to why he talked weird and ate weird. Well, they
kinda did, but it didn't make much sense.
My Liege makes a very valid point about the originality of this
movie. If the makers of Seven and Saw didn't
watch this movie right before they created their own movies, I'll
give myself a reach-around. It's interesting how you see
all these new "unique and original" creations in these
newer movies, and it turns out it was already done way before
(see Cannibal Holocaust vs. Blair Witch for another
example).
There was some decent comedy at the hands of the police. They
were merely inefficient though, and not bumbling around like you
see so often. That's refreshing.
Overall, a unique movie, but certainly not entirely entertaining.
My boy Vincent Price was terribly underutilized and the movie
wasn't real suspenseful. Still, it gets an 'A'
for creativity. I give it 9.5 out of 10 hot crazy doctor's
assistants. I gave it a +1 modifier for being really original.
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(1971) Robert Fuest, James Whiton, William Goldstein
Vincent Price .... Dr. Anton Phibes
Joseph Cotten .... Dr. Vesalius
Virginia North .... Vulnavia
Terry-Thomas .... Dr. Longstreet
Sean Bury .... Lem Vesalius
Susan Travers .... Nurse Allen
David Hutcheson .... Dr. Hedgepath
Edward Burnham .... Dr. Dunwoody
Alex Scott .... Dr. Hargreaves
Peter Gilmore .... Dr. Kitaj
Maurice Kaufmann .... Dr. Whitcombe
Peter Jeffrey .... Inspector Trout
Derek Godfrey .... Crow
Norman Jones .... Sgt. Schenley
John Cater .... Waverley
Also Known As:
Dr. Phibes
The Curse of Dr. Phibes
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