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A
group of musicians set up their own little studio in an old private-school
with a history. They struggle to understand as unexplained happenings
turn to horrors.
This flick surprised me on several points. I really wanted to
like it, and as it began I worried I wouldn't. It's very surreal,
it's the definition of surreal at times. Sometimes I like that
and sometimes I don't. I think anytime someone takes a chance
on not giving us what we expect they're taking that risk. Some
people aren't going to get it, and some people aren't going to
try. Is it better than just cranking out a formula we've seen
a hundred times before? I think it is, I definitely think it should
be, but some people are going to wonder where the predictable
ending went.
While the characters are being bombarded with each unexplainable
horror, so are we. Like them, we're trying to figure it out. I
was told that I was going to be wrong, again, just like the characters
in the movie. Even knowing that, I was tricked, there are lots
of "hints" that are deliberately misleading, they made me underestimate
the plot. One example, I was expecting that most hated of all
plot devices, the enchanted, evil object, then when that
didn't pan out, I was again again made to think I understood what
I didn't. After that I just said screw it and stopped trying to
understand and just sat back to enjoy the beautiful nightmarish
images that this movie is overflowing with.
There is really some sweet scenes going on in this flick. There
were so many great variations of evil that I'm surprised the filmmakers
didn't save some of them for other movies. A Hollywood production
company would have filmed three or four flicks just on the strength
of the monsters roaming around in this one. I loved the variety,
I loved the feeling of getting more than I demand, the straitjacket
guy was enough to make me happy. When you see crawling guy, bleeding
guy, sneaking guy, hands guy and sheet guy, you'll understand
what the hell I'm talking about. This flick is chock-full of creeps,
the shadows sneaking around are cooler than half the crap I've
been fed.
For me this was the real strength of the movie. You show me some
good, disturbing, creepy ass guys jerking around unnaturally and
killing people, and I'm more than halfway there. For me it's always
about the storyline and the scenes that are going to haunt me
when I'm walking the dog late at night.
The amazing thing about these scenes is this flick was made for
pennies compared to the worst of Hollywood flicks, but I never
saw that in the effects. It really shows that having good ideas
and filming them smartly can let you do a lot more than a team
of experts can sometimes. What, no CGI transformations or monsters
made of swirling darkness? What ever will we do?
What we'll do is see a bad guy wrapped in a sheet with blood seeping
out of his mouth and say, "Holy fuck, that's creepy!" Because
it is. I was tempted as hell to make a 3 second clip just to post
it here, but decided if you were too good to watch the movie you
didn't deserve it. Money just don't buy good horror, horror isn't
for sale, it takes vision.
Another big strength of the film is how we're led over and over
to underestimate it. People will watch this and think they see
where it's going, then be surprised when they're wrong. It's a
good idea, especially in horror. We're used to the same basic
plots, if it's done well we let it go and enjoy the ride. Seeing
someone exploit that and use it against us is pretty damned ambitious.
Sure, there are some weaknesses. The acting isn't all that impressive,
but I've seen a whole lot worse. It's just on the other side of
Clerks, some of it sounded like it was being read. Still, it's
easy to get past that once you get more interested in what's going
on, and this isn't a dialog-driven movie, although there was a
couple smart-ass remarks I enjoyed. While most the actor's lines
seem a little flat, the main characters always seems too intense
in the early part of the movie, but that stops being an issue
when the situation gets intense. Now that I've seen the ending
I started to wonder if that may've been planned all along, it
could be justified that way.
That's really the only complaint I could come up with. Just like
the horror scenes and nightmares escalated as the film went on,
so did my opinion of it. Maybe you'd rather see really good actors
in a bad flick, that's not for me, though. Give me a group filled
with ideas and enthusiasm over a million-dollar darkness monster
any night.
6.5 out of 10 evil hands under the bed
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Since I was pretty much warned about the acting and knowing there
was a reason from reading the comments and the interview with
Jeff Thomas, the wooden acting didn't bother me much. Although
if I hadn't known I probably would've been pulling my
hair out.
With that said I thought this was a great great movie. It had
all the hairs on the back of my neck standing up and I can't
even put my finger on exactly why that was. The damn tricycle
would have had me out the door in three seconds flat. Sidetrack
with that tooth had me cringing in a nails on the blackboard sort
of way. The axe wielding twitchy head guys freaked me out as well.
The only thing I have to complain about is the audio. In order
to hear the characters talking you had to turn the volume up very
high. Of course when anyone screamed or raised their voice your
eardrums were blown out. I know this is a horror trick to startle
you but it only annoys the hell out of me. I don't know if
they did this on purpose or if it's just audio mistakes so
I won't say any more about it, just know I had to watch this
movie with the volume control in my hand the entire time.
3.5 out of 5 absolutely fabulous sweet-ass endings
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This
movie was pretty good. The acting was fucking horrible though,
for the most part. The worst I've seen in a long time.
There was not alot of character development either. Two or three
of the main characters were non value-added and were merely demon
fodder. I can offer no distinction between the two girls in the
movie. They both talked like robots and had nothing interesting
to say.
Sometimes the logic was a little sketchy, which could possibly
have been explained by the ending. Having said that, a twist ending
as such should not be a catch-all black hole for all the logical
fallacies in a movie.
The storyline was pretty good. The cars missing their engines
was off the hook! Talk about an escape buzzkill. The movie did
seem to be a little long though.
The movie reminded me of the later Hellraisers, in its development.
The atmosphere was great and the music added to the creepiness.
It was dark alot of the time, and you were just waiting for something
spooky to happen.
The gore was good. A couple good kills. The demons looked great
and there appeared to be a bunch of them.
Like Nflames, I was also slightly irked by the "nothing happens
in the library" quote. Not only do face-eating tarantulas
reside there, it is often one of the more spookier rooms in a
building.
Overall, I liked this movie. It was dark and gloomy and had an
unpredictable ending. The atrocious acting took away from it some.
I give it 2.50 out of 5 "air ducts that humans can crawl
through". A classic Hollywood staple.
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Having
just finished this movie, all I can say is WOW! I will say without
hesitation that anyone who watches this will be smacked upside
the head HARD by the ending that's impossible to see coming.
I read Horrorist's review and was thinking "Ha, that's
what you think!" I was constantly thinking to myself that
I had it figured out and I knew exactly how it was going to end.
Nope, I couldn't have been more wrong.
Much like Horrorist, I was very eager to get my grubby little
hands on this film and I sooo badly wanted to like it, but with
expectations like that I’m usually let down, and it’s either readily
apparent the movie is going to be pure shit, or we’re lulled into
a sense of “it’s not so bad” before it turns to utter shit. I
have seen my share of independent horror films and I was quickly
left with the impression that this one wasn’t going to be too
bad. The acting could use a little more finesse, but it’s not
awful by indie horror standards by any means.
There are visuals in this flick that are downright spine-tingling
CREEPY. The unpiloted squeaky tricycle (Remember Damien’s trike
in the Omen?) was creepy. All of the creatures, that’s right,
every single one was pretty creepy, with my personal favorite
being the head-shaking bloody straight jacketed axe wielding freaks
(although naked carved-up, bloody-mouthed guy was pretty disturbing
as well).
Writer/Director Thomas also did a great job creating isolation,
he’s done his horror homework and creatively finds a way to make
sure that the hapless victims aren’t just going to walk away or
call in the cavalry when the going gets tough.
The few bitches that I have are minor and nitpicky at best: Shapiro,
the camouflaged skirt wearing guy shows absolutely NO emotion,
his catatonic performance was mildly annoying. All of the talent
in this movie needed to show a little more emotion (had I seen
what they were seeing I’d have cried, shrieked and run away like
a little girl) One point of mention though is that Thomas’ character
Davis does do pissed off very well!
One other thing that bugged me is when Davis heads to the library
and says “Nothing ever happens in a library.” Hasn’t he ever seen
Fulci’s The Beyond? People get their faces eaten by killer tarantulas
in the library you fool!
Ultimately a great independent horror movie! Plenty of gore that’s
very well done, good original story, creative kills, and more
creepy monsters than you could shake a bloody axe at. Keep an
eye out for it, it's a blast! You'll NEVER know where
Thomas got the title until the very end. Recommended!
3.75 out of 5 Bleeding cell phones
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(2003)
Jeff Thomas
Robert Miller .... Sidetrack
Daniel Rain .... Gage
April Cole .... Kara
Sarah Corbin .... Talia
Kevin Kuras .... Mac
Daniel Rowe .... Adramalech
Melissa Hoffman .... Flashback Mother
Nick Hoffman .... Musato #2
Emily Howard .... Musato #3
Gregory Lecompte .... Shapiro
Esa Scott .... Shapiro
Spencer Stevens .... Musato
Jeffery L. Thomas .... Martin Solo
Jeff Thomas .... Derek
Robert Yensch .... Colin
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