Day of the Dead is supposedly a remake of the Romero classic of the same name. I’m not sure why they went this route. This movie has NOTHING to do with the original except the fact that the movie does have zombies and towards the end of it they are in fact in an army base. The Horrorist notified me that the character names were the same as well, but I didn’t notice (or give a shit). And surely George Romero wouldn’t have zombies scaling ceilings upside down either.
The story is about a small town plagued by a zombie outbreak. The army comes in to quarantine the town but all shit breaks loose in the process. There are some survivors, but they are not all in the same place. They try to get together and get the hell out of dodge before they become zombie fodder. This is Day of the Dead.

This is logically probably the worst remake ever (yes, I’m including Wicker Man in this). It has little to do with the original and the title was merely a cheap marketing ploy to get you to watch what is supposedly a Romero remake. The sad thing is that this trick would really only apply to the die-hard zombie fans that knew the Romero original, but this legion of fans would have checked this movie out anyways, since it’s a zombie movie and all. Ergo, the people involved in the naming of this movie are disrespectful fucking dolts.

In 1978 John Carpenter changed the perception of what constitutes a truly terrifying motion picture experience forever with the release of his horror classic Halloween. The plot of the film is brilliant in it’s simplicity: One Halloween night in 1963, a young boy murders his older sister in an upstairs bedroom of his home in Haddonfield Illinois. The kids is shuffled off to a sanitarium.

Fifteen years later, on October 30th 1978, the now-adult patient orchestrates an escape from the asylum, heads back home to Haddonfield and begins a murder spree which carries over into Halloween Eve and would become the stuff of cinema legend.

The maniac in question is, of course, Michael Myers and he is pursued (with a determination almost as relentless as Michael’s urge to kill) throughout the film by the psychologist who treated him all of those years, Dr. Samuel Loomis (the late great Donald Pleasance). Along the way, Michael targets and stalks one particular young woman named Laurie Strode, who is sympathetically portrayed by a young Jamie Lee Curtis making an assured screen debut.

Nine people with no apparent connection are drugged, kidnapped, and put in a house with no way out. There are seventy-five cameras and just as many hidden microphones all over the house. It seems that an eccentric lunatic is behind everything and he will offer five million dollars to the person who walks out alive.

Blah. Blah. Blah. That's pretty much the plot. There have been better "group-trapped-in-inescapable-situations-and-have-to-kill-each-other" movies. Cube and Saw II come to mind. What sets this movie apart from those is that the accents are among the WORST I have ever heard. Did you ever want to hear Dennis Hopper use a fake Irish accent? Me either. Speaking of Dennis Hopper, he's totally out of place in this movie. Out of everything they could have gotten him to play, he plays...a priest. Yeah, Dennis Hopper as a priest works about as well as Keanu Reeves as an English Aristocrat. Dennis Hopper seems to be at his best when he's playing a dickhead in some capacity. They should have captialized on that.

Before I go any farther, the nine people that are kidnapped are: a priest; a dancer; a designer; an aspiring rapper; a former tennis pro; a woman on probation; an unsuccessful composer and his wife; and a detective. This could have been GREAT if it was actually a character study. Sadly we get to know the characters for all of ONE SCENE. After that we're supposed to relate to them I guess. Oh well, after that scene they're all disposable anyway.

In between the Universal horror films of the 1930’s and the Lions Gate era of horror we’re in now, there was Hammer Studios, a film company that began in the early 50’s but didn’t achieve great success until 1957 when it released The Curse of Frankenstein, and with that film a new era of horror was ushered in that would last until 1975 and would forever leave a mark on the history of the horror genre, a history of flesh and blood.

Flesh and Blood: The Hammer Heritage of Horror is an amazing in depth look at one of the most prolific and profitable movie studios of all time and one that supplied a lifetime of thrills and chills to it’s unwavering legions of fans, that is still growing to this day. If you ‘re a fan of modern day horror, then you owe it to yourself to take a stroll back into time and gain a greater appreciation of the horror that came before and to pay respect to the horror elders.

Narrated by Hammer icons Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee, Flesh and Blood takes you deep into the studios beginnings and let’s you be privy to all of the events that lead to the studios incredible rise and to it’s eventual fall. And by the time it’s over you will feel as if you have taken a lifetime tour of a horror museum.

The Happening
Day of the Dead '08
Diary of the Dead
Cloverfield
I Am Legend
Hatchet
The Mist
Saw IV
Shutter
Species 4
Inside
Daemon
Doomed
Dracula III
One Missed Call
Fair Haired Child
Severance
AVP:R
Ju-On 2
Black Sheep
Silence of the Lambs
Clown
Wishing Stairs
Night of the Living Dorks
HeartSick
5ive Girls
Fido
Judge Dredd vs Aliens
Zodiac
Are You Scared?
Magic
The Washingtonians

Writer Stephen Mark Rainey has done it again with this brilliantly scary short story collection. Forgoing my usual sit down and read the whole book method I decided to read one or two stories a night before bed. Needless to say my dreams/nightmares were quite something for a while there. A few times I even had to get up and find something innocuous to read in order to scrub my brain out after a particularly scary tale so I could relax enough to fall asleep. This didn’t always work.

The stories and tone of the book put me in mind of Stephen King’s early short story collections. While I didn’t love every single one, most of them kept me sufficiently chilled; definitely worth the price of admission. A few highlights:

Fugue Devil: My favorite in the collection. I hesitate to tell you too much about this one because if you know about the fugue devil, well, then it knows about YOU. And you don’t want that, at all.

People are dying in Central Park in New York City. They are trying to kill themselves as quickly as they can, however they can. Initially it is believed that terrorists are the culprits behind it all, but this is quickly ruled out. Soon, it’s not just happening in the park, it’s happening in the entire city, and it’s spreading! What is causing this? Is Mother Nature up to her old dirty tricks again? Aliens? Is Humanity doomed? This, my friends, is The Happening.

The Happening is a movie from M. Night Shymamanlayaan. You may know him from such gems as Signs and The Sixth Sense, or from such not-so-gems as The Village and Lady in the Water. Love him or hate him, he always causes a stir when he releases a movie. This movie is no different. After doing a little research beforehand (the life of a horror movie reviewer is NOT all fun and games), I found that most critics (and humans in general) totally threw this movie under the bus. The wild unpopularity of this movie is enigmatic to me, because I think it’s a fucking beauty of a movie.

The movie moves well, its VERY intriguing, and it’s also entertaining. It’s also brutal. The kills made me cringe. I think that was due to several things. They were realistic, they were graphic, and once you knew that somebody was affected (or "happening-ed"), you knew the end result, you just had to wait for "how".

Carrie White is a shy young girl in her senior year of high school. Carrie is also a bit of a social misfit and outcast. Most of her classmates either make fun of her or don’t even know that she exists. But at the senior prom, Carrie White will break out of her shell and all will finally notice the quiet young lady, when a power that she has been hiding inside of her will finally be let loose for all to see.

In 1976 Carrie, directed by Brian DePalma, stormed onto the big screen and introduced the world to Stephen King’s first published novel. In 2002 it was remade as a television miniseries, but is it as good as the original or does it just get a bucket of pig blood dumped over it?

This is going to be a pretty simple review folks so here it goes; If you have read the novel and never seen the '76 version, then you will really like this film. If you have seen the '76 version, then this film will suck. If you have seen the '76 version and read the novel, you will probably like both versions for different reasons. See I told you this was a simple review.

On the box in the video store, Shrooms had a critic from Zoo Magazine raving “Blair Witch on acid!” After some extensive research (read: Google and Wikipedia) I discovered that this is in fact a real magazine, but it’s German so I have no idea if the review is real. I just can’t imagine anyone watching Shrooms and thinking it was in any way similar to The Blair Witch Project, let alone Blair Witch on acid. I’m guessing the reviewer has never done acid, or shrooms for that matter. I’d also venture to guess that the reviewer figured that a horror movie set in the woods makes it similar to Blair Witch. And finally, I’m guessing said reviewer knew that if she said something nice about Shrooms she’d finally get her words on a movie box, because there’s not much nice to say about it.

I’m not saying this is the worst of the worst. There were a select few things I enjoyed in the movie, and I’ll start with them. The camera work is pretty slick. The color and style is different than most low budget horror, and I’m guessing most of their money went to this. The movie doesn’t look low budget at first glance. The acting is pretty decent, but nothing to write home about. There’s a scene with a talking cow that I enjoyed. And finally, the premise of the movie is pretty awesome. When you go out in the woods and do shrooms with your friends and bad things start happening, what do you do? Is it the trip or is it real?